Politico 3/1/12: Russ Limbaugh (called) a Georgetown...law student who testified....about contraception a “prostitute” and a “slut”” Which Monkees song do you think should be rewritten for Russ.
A) Its a Little Bit Me, a Little Bite out of You
B) Theme (Hey, Hey, I'm a Monkey)
C) Take a Giant Step (Into the Dark Ages)
D) I Wanna Be Free (to take my Oxicotin)
E) Take Last Train to Boars-ville I Meet You At the Clinic
F) Now I'm Believer (in the most amazing bullshit)
G) It's Another Pleasant Valley Sunday (Where the women are seen but not heard)
H) I'm a Day Dream Believer (and a fat sexist pig)
I) Look Out (here comes the !9th century again)
J) No, No, I'm Not Your Obstetrician (I just play one on the radio)
K) Marry, Marry, (Till you get it right)
L) Valleri (Jerett), she's the same little girl who used to hang around my door
M) A Man Without a Dream (and yet I'm Making Millions)
N) No Time (left for using your brain)
O) When Logic Comes Knockin' at My Door (I don't open it)
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