SLATE 3/16/12: “Asked Friday what conditions could result in him ending his presidential campaign, Gingrich responded: "Probably none." What condition do you think would convince Newt to quit?
A) Quit what?
B) Unlimited Tiffany Charge Account
C) A statue in the Missouri State House “Hall of Fame”
D) A life-time free pass to the San Diego Zoo.
E) $10 million cash
F) $100 million cash
G) If Callista told him to quit
H) Life-time free pass to Moonlite Bunny Ranch
I) An honorary history degree from a real college.
J) Rush Limbaugh's time slot
K) The very second it stops paying him to run
L) If he could take out Mitt Romney on his way out the door.
M) Another Holiday Cruise to Greece
N) A life-time no-fault free divorce pass from the Pope
O) If the Moon men should ask him to serve as their president.
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