Politico - The U.S. nuclear industry has learned from the Gulf spill. What will be their new line?
A) Japan who?
B) Our new spokeswoman, Michelle Bachmann!
C) We have the good electrons.
D) Socialism!
E) No, no, no. Not Nu-clear. No-clue-er. Totally different.
F) Atomic Death Panels!
G) Obama wants to take your nukes!
H) Too much regulation.
I) Our engineers graduated from American colleges, funded by football.
J) Radiation is natural.
K) Cesium 90 is the new wonder drug.
L) You can't make an omelet without irradiating a few eggs.
M) Why do you hate America?
N) 50,000 lobbyist can't be wrong.
O) Our spokesman, Glenn Beck!
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