Sunday, March 6, 2011

SUNDAY, MARCH 6, 2011


Which quote is best proof that Charlie Sheen has been channeling the Republican National Committee?

A)  Normal brains can't process me.

B) I just do that for the extra money, and to satisfy my male need to kill and win.

C)  I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass.

D) I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

E) I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

F)  If you're part of my family, I will love you violently.

G) I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes nap

H) It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.


I) If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!

J) The novelty factor hasn't been there for a while.


K) Can't is the cancer of happening.

L) I'm bi-winning.

M) I will not believe that...I have to follow a certain path...for people who aren’t special. People who don’t   have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

N) Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

O) Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.

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