The Republican National Committee has been hit with a $650,000 bank fee for maintaining low balance. What is their best choice to raise cash?
A) $500 a shot at the Sarah Palin dunk tank.
B) Start a "Newt Gingrich's next affair" office pool.
C) Office Pool; Pick the date aliens arrive to pick up Michele Bachmann.
D) Sell the RNC headquarters as Trump Palace III
E) Charge Ron Paul $5 every time he says "Founding Fathers".
F) Sell "Mitch Daniels' brand Shoe Lifts".
G) Start charging extra for the hypocrisy salad.
H) Charge for "No Doze" and music down loads at Mitch Romney speeches.
I) Rent out ex-Chief Ron Steale for childrens' parties.
J) Follow John Bolton's advice; invade the Fraternal Order of Moose.
K) Sell Rudy Giuliani for scrap.
L) Hire Mike Huckabee to sell used cars.
M) Charge $1 million for Barak Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
N) Sell Haley Barbour short.
O) Threaten to bring back banking regulations
A) $500 a shot at the Sarah Palin dunk tank.
B) Start a "Newt Gingrich's next affair" office pool.
C) Office Pool; Pick the date aliens arrive to pick up Michele Bachmann.
D) Sell the RNC headquarters as Trump Palace III
E) Charge Ron Paul $5 every time he says "Founding Fathers".
F) Sell "Mitch Daniels' brand Shoe Lifts".
G) Start charging extra for the hypocrisy salad.
H) Charge for "No Doze" and music down loads at Mitch Romney speeches.
I) Rent out ex-Chief Ron Steale for childrens' parties.
J) Follow John Bolton's advice; invade the Fraternal Order of Moose.
K) Sell Rudy Giuliani for scrap.
L) Hire Mike Huckabee to sell used cars.
M) Charge $1 million for Barak Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
N) Sell Haley Barbour short.
O) Threaten to bring back banking regulations
No comments:
Post a Comment