Friday, March 4, 2011

FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 2011

WHICH GROUCHO MARX QUOTE BEST DESCRIBES THE G.OP. WAR ON THE MIDDLE CLASS?

  • All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
  • Before I speak, I have something important to say.
  • Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
  • Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
  • Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
  • Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
  • remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
  • Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
  • If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you
  • Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
  • Humor is reason gone mad.
  • I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
  • The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
  • One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

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