Politico: Ben Smith.
"Donald Trump made headlines earlier today when he provided what he said was a copy of his birth certificate -- but a quick check reveals it's actually not an official document....Trump's mother, it should be noted, was born in Scotland, which is not part of the United States. His plane is registered in the Bahamas, also a foreign country. This fact pattern -- along with the wave of new questions surrounding what he claims is a birth certificate -- raises serious doubts about his eligibility to serve as President of the United States. “
What else could The Donald be lying about?
A) That his mother ever married his father.
B) That he never wanted to evict 4 families to give his Aberdeen golf course more room.
C) That he does not owe Deutsche Bank $40 million.
D) That it is not a wig.
E) That it wouldn't be better if it was a wig.
F) That anything said about him at the Comedy Central roast was untrue
G) His golf handicap.
H) That there are any actual Apprentices still on "The Apprentice".
I) That his wienie is half as big as his ego.
J) That he does not wear lifts in his shoes.
K) That he is not overcompensating for a justified massive inferiority complex.
L) That he knows the difference between hype and the truth anymore.
M) That he knows how to balance his own checkbook.
N) About whether or not he's lying.
O) When isn't he lying?
