What should we get Rep. Whip Eric Cantor for Christmas?
A) Coal
B) Bullet proof glass for his campaign office windows. And an outside sign identifying them as his campaign offices.
C) A little draddle, made out of clay. So he can spin it.
D) A signed, framed, 8X10 protrait of John Boehner's butt, so he can recognize it
E) A signed, framed, 8X10 portrait of Barak Obama's butt, so he can practice kicking it.
F) A signed, framed, 8X10 portrait of everybody's butt, because this seems to be the only way he recogizes people.
G) An official sign identfying him as a "good" Jew,
H) Long pants, for when he becomes a man.
I) A millionaire of his own, that he can hold, and love and pet and kiss the butt of.
J) An original idea of his own.
K) More coal.
L) More bad times for America, so Eric can rise higher while the Republicans triumph.
M) Boils. Just because I am a little bitter toward Eric.
N) May his hemroids hang like grapes. I guess I am more than a little bitter towards Eric.
O) A presonality, so he can become a real boy.
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