Donald Trump says raising taxes on the rich would be "very, very catastrophic," and billionaires will leave for tax havens overseas. What patriotic song should he be singing?
A) "This land is my land, this land is my land. You are just renting. Get off of my land."
B) "God Bless America. Land I depreciate. "
C) "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, hurrah, hurrah. He'll find an eviction waiting for him, hurrah, hurrah."
D) "All gave some, some gave all. But I'm not going to give another dime."
E) Hey Uncle Sam, Put your name at the top of his list, And the Statue of Liberty, Started shakin' her fist, And the eagle will fly, to a tax haven nearby "
F) "I'm Proud to be an American, until the bill comes due."
G) "Born In the USA. I was Born in the USA. But my heart belongs to Martin Gecko."
H) "From the Halls of Goldman Sachs, To the Shores of Citibank, We will fight our countries battles, just as long as the profits still back."
I) "My Country Tis of thee, Sweet profitability. Of thee I sing."
J) "Oh, say does that that star spangled banner yet wave? Over the land of the land of the gullible, and the home of the suckers."
K) "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder. Climbing high, into the sun. Taking our cash, aloing with our credit ratings, to a land where the politicians are cheaper to buy."
L) "Fighting bankers, live in the sky. Fearless brokers, invest and say goodbye.Men who mean nothing they say. The brave men who own the green beret",
M) "O beautiful for spacious lies, For amber waves of grain. Commodities, commodities, God gave his grace to we, and crown the Creed, selfish brotherhood, of pricks who love themselves."
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