What do we get Republican House Minority Leader John Boehner for Chirstmas?
A) A lifetime supply of Clinique "True Bronze" bronzer.
B) A complete set of new Golf Clubs - except two of them don't have swimming pools.
C) A fire in the Page Boulevard, St. Louis, military archives building, which destroys all record of John's two months in the U.S. Navy in 1968 .
D) A plaque comemorating John's membership in the "Gang of Se7en."
E) A thank you note from Satan
F) Sixty-two signed copies of Newt Gingrich's latest book - "How I diid everything and was responsible for nothing."
G) A Sunquest Pro 32RSP Tanning bed.
H) A lifetime membership in the "I hate Sarah Palin" club.
I) A framed quilt for his wall that reads, "Democrats is dumb and gutless - Ronald Reagan"
J) A new puppy called America, with no health insurance, no job, training, and a future that involves being neutered,
K) A lobbyist of his very own, so he can hug him and kiss him and kiss his butt.
L) After receiving Barak Obabma, John doesn't feel he needs any other presents.
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