The ultimate proof that Lindsey Lohan is a Republican/Democrat, is...
A) A Democrat: She is in court ordered rehab.
B) A Republican: She was caught sneaking BACK into rehab.
C) A Democrat: When she was caught, she punched the guard.
D) A Republican: After punching the guard she called her the "C" word that rymes with Unt.
E) A Democrat: Her favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street."
F) A Republican: Her favorite Chistmas movie is "Die Hard"
G) A Democrat: It has been widly reported that she is a lesbian.
H) A Republican: She probably is a lesbian but she has never admitted it publically.
I) A Democrat: She opens her Christmas presents on Christmas Eve
J) A Republican: She opens her Christmas presents on Chirstmas morning
K) A Democrat: She no longer has contact with her parents.
L) A Republican: And she cut them off finacially.
M) A Democrat; There is video of her smoking dope.
N) A Republican: She sold the video.
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