WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2010

If you had to pick the theme song for the year just passed, which Braodway song would it be?

A) Camelot

B) Beauty And The Beast

C) "I Could Have Danced All Night" My Fair Lady

D) "Let Me Entertain You" Gypsy

E) "Make Someone Happy" Do Re Mi

F) "People (who need people)" Funny Girl

G) "Seventy Six Trombones" Music Man

H) "What Kind Of Fool Am I?" Stop the World I Want To Get Off

I) "Wouldn't It Be Loverly" My Fair Lady

J) "Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin'" Oklahoma

K) "Another Op'nin', Another Show" Kiss Me Kate

L) Cabaret

M) "Everything's Coming Up Roses" Gypsy

N) "Comedy Tonight" A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To the Forum

O) "Brotherhood Of Man" How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2010

The ultimate proof that Lindsey Lohan is a Republican/Democrat, is...


A) A Democrat: She is in court ordered rehab.

B) A Republican: She was caught sneaking BACK into rehab.

C) A Democrat: When she was caught, she punched the guard.

D) A Republican: After punching the guard she called her the "C" word that rymes with Unt.

E) A Democrat: Her favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street."

F) A Republican: Her favorite Chistmas movie is "Die Hard"

G) A Democrat: It has been widly reported that she is a lesbian.

H) A Republican: She probably is a lesbian but she has never admitted it publically.

I) A Democrat: She opens her Christmas presents on Christmas Eve

J) A Republican: She opens her Christmas presents on Chirstmas morning

K) A Democrat: She no longer has contact with her parents.

L) A Republican: And she cut them off finacially.

M) A Democrat; There is video of her smoking dope.

N) A Republican: She sold the video.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2010

Senator Mitch Mcconnell said in October before the election, "The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president,” What do you think is Senator McConnell's favorite musical"?


A) "A New Brain" 1998 Off-Broadway

B) "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" 1994 - film

C) "Lust 'n Rust" 2001 theatre

D) "The Lord of the Rings" 2007, theatre

E) "Little Shop of Horrors" 1982 -Off Broadway

F) "The Amorous Flea" 1964 - Off Broadway

G) "Animal Crackers" 1928 Boadway

H) "Assassins" 1990 Off Broadway,

I) "The Big Broadcast" 1932 Film

J) "The Boy from Oz" 2003 - Broadway

K) "Calamity Jane" 1953 Film,

L) "Dracula, The Musical" 2001 Theatre

M) "The Happiest Millionaire" 1967. Film

N) "Jerry Springer - The Opera" 2003

O) Der Kleine Horrorladen.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2010

Now that gays can finally openly serve in the military, what Christmas song should Senator John McCain be singing?


A) No Smiles on Christmas

B) I Wonder as I Wander

C) Blue Christmas

D) You're a Sly One, Mr Grinch

E) Go Tell It On The Mountain

F) Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

G) Bring a Torch, Jeanette, Isabella

H) Yule Be Sorry

I) "Little Donkey"

J) Its Christmas at Ground Zero

K) I Need A Silent Night

L) Nuttin' For Christmas

M) Why Does Santa smell like Jack Daniels?

N) Frosty the Snow Man

O) Boar's Head Carol

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2010

Sarah Palin appeared on "GMA" today for an interview/fan piece as part of her new strategy toward the news media. What will be her next reality show?


A) Last Comic Standing

B) The Biggest Loser

C) Fear Factor II

D) Big Brother

E) Scare Tactics

F) The Apprentice

G) Faking It

H) The Amazing Race

I) The Weakest Link

J) American Idol Rewind

K) Project Runaway

L) COPS

M) The Unreal World

N) I'm a Celebrity... Get Me out of Here!.

0) Temptation Island

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2010

What should be Speaker Boehner's new theme song?


A) "Tears Of a Clown" - Smokey Robinson & the Miracles

B) "96 Tears" - Question Mark and the Mysterians

C) "Who's Crying Now" - Journey

D) "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to" -

E) "Cry Me A River" - Justin Timberlake

F) "Cried Like A Baby" - Bobby Sherman

G) "Cry Me A River" - Joe Cocker

H) "You Don't Have To Be A Baby To Cry" - The Caravelles

I) "Think I'll Go Somewhere and Cry Myself To Sleep" - Al Martino

J) "Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain" - Willie Nelson

K) "Do You Want Crying?" - Katrina and The Waves

L) "My Heart Cries For You" - Ray Charles

M) "Big Girls Don't Cry" - Fergie

N) "Cry Baby" - Garnet Mimms & the Enchanters

O) "Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying" - Gerry & the Pacemakers

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2010

Donald Trump says raising taxes on the rich would be "very, very catastrophic," and billionaires will leave for tax havens overseas. What patriotic song should he be singing?


A) "This land is my land, this land is my land. You are just renting. Get off of my land."

B) "God Bless America. Land I depreciate. "

C) "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again, hurrah, hurrah. He'll find an eviction waiting for him, hurrah, hurrah."

D) "All gave some, some gave all. But I'm not going to give another dime."

E) Hey Uncle Sam, Put your name at the top of his list, And the Statue of Liberty, Started shakin' her fist, And the eagle will fly, to a tax haven nearby "

F) "I'm Proud to be an American, until the bill comes due."

G) "Born In the USA. I was Born in the USA. But my heart belongs to Martin Gecko."

H) "From the Halls of Goldman Sachs, To the Shores of Citibank, We will fight our countries battles, just as long as the profits still back."

I) "My Country Tis of thee, Sweet profitability. Of thee I sing."

J) "Oh, say does that that star spangled banner yet wave? Over the land of the land of the gullible, and the home of the suckers."

K) "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder. Climbing high, into the sun. Taking our cash, aloing with our credit ratings, to a land where the politicians are cheaper to buy."

L) "Fighting bankers, live in the sky. Fearless brokers, invest and say goodbye.Men who mean nothing they say. The brave men who own the green beret",

M) "O beautiful for spacious lies, For amber waves of grain. Commodities, commodities, God gave his grace to we, and crown the Creed, selfish brotherhood, of pricks who love themselves."

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2010

If Barak Obama had a 1960's theme song, what would it be?


A) "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" Righteous Brothers

B) "Hit The Road Jack" Ray Charles

C) "Evil Ways" Santana

D) "No Particular Place To Go" Chuck Berry

E) "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Rolling Stones

F) "Helter Skelter" Beatles

G) "The Sounds Of Silence" Simon & Garfunkel

H) "I Can't Help Myself" Four Tops

I) "Bad Moon Rising" Creedence Clearwater Revival

J) "Tears Of A Clown" Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

K) "Chain Of Fools" Aretha Franklin

L) "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place" Animals

M) "The Thrill Is Gone" B.B. King

N) "Help!" Beatles

O) "Wipe Out" Surfaris

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2010

Which Patsy Cline song would you choose as the theme song for the Obama Administration?


A) "Your Cheatin` Heart";

B) "You were only foolin'"

C) "A Stranger In My Arms"

D) "Bill Bailey Won`t You Please Come Home"

E) "Cry Not For Me"

F) "Tell Me I Was Dreaming"

G) "Don`t Ever Leave Me Again"

H) "Ain`t No Wheels On This Ship"

I) "Faded Love"

J) "Have You Ever Been Lonely (Have You Ever Been Blue)"

K) "Crazy"

L) "It Wasn`t God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels"

M) "I`ve Loved And Lost Again "

N) "There He Goes, Again"

O) "Stand by your man"

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2010

What do we get Republican House Minority Leader John Boehner for Chirstmas?


A) A lifetime supply of Clinique "True Bronze" bronzer.

B) A complete set of new Golf Clubs - except two of them don't have swimming pools.

C) A fire in the Page Boulevard, St. Louis, military archives building, which destroys all record of John's two months in the U.S. Navy in 1968 .

D) A plaque comemorating John's membership in the "Gang of Se7en."

E) A thank you note from Satan

F) Sixty-two signed copies of Newt Gingrich's latest book - "How I diid everything and was responsible for nothing."

G) A Sunquest Pro 32RSP Tanning bed.

H) A lifetime membership in the "I hate Sarah Palin" club.

I) A framed quilt for his wall that reads, "Democrats is dumb and gutless - Ronald Reagan"

J) A new puppy called America, with no health insurance, no job, training, and a future that involves being neutered,

K) A lobbyist of his very own, so he can hug him and kiss him and kiss his butt.

L) After receiving Barak Obabma, John doesn't feel he needs any other presents.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2010

What should we get Rep. Whip Eric Cantor for Christmas?


A) Coal

B) Bullet proof glass for his campaign office windows. And an outside sign identifying them as his campaign offices.

C) A little draddle, made out of clay. So he can spin it.

D) A signed, framed, 8X10 protrait of John Boehner's butt, so he can recognize it

E) A signed, framed, 8X10 portrait of Barak Obama's butt, so he can practice kicking it.

F) A signed, framed, 8X10 portrait of everybody's butt, because this seems to be the only way he recogizes people.

G) An official sign identfying him as a "good" Jew,

H) Long pants, for when he becomes a man.

I) A millionaire of his own, that he can hold, and love and pet and kiss the butt of.

J) An original idea of his own.

K) More coal.

L) More bad times for America, so Eric can rise higher while the Republicans triumph.

M) Boils. Just because I am a little bitter toward Eric.

N) May his hemroids hang like grapes. I guess I am more than a little bitter towards Eric.

O) A presonality, so he can become a real boy.