SUNDAY, MARCH 3, 2013 HOW MUCH WORSE COULD IT BE?

Which show would attract the least public notice if C-Span were to run it instead of the House of Representatives?

A) Toddlers and Tiaras

B) Keeping Up with the Kardasians

C) I survived a Japanese Game Show

D) Walking Dead

E) Game of Thrones

F) Survivor

G) The Bachelorette

H) Jersey Shore

I) Moonlight

J) American Idol

K) Anger Management

L) Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

M) Downton Abbey

N) To Catch a Predator

O) Mob Wives

FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, 2012 POPULARITY CONTEST

Huffington Post 8/14/'12:"Just 10% of Americans approve of Congress...while 60% of voters agreed "this is the worst Congress ever.” What ad slogan should Republican incumbents use?

A) I'm Batman

B) Time to make Donuts!

C) Just don't do it. In fact, just don't do anything

D) Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

E) So easy, even a caveman can do it. But they don't

F) When it absolutely, positively has to not get done

G) Sometimes it feels like a right wing nut. Well, most times

H) The slower picker upper

I) Be less than you can be

J) Think outside the job

K) Give a hoot. Its okay to pollute

L) Calgon, take me away Also, Citibank and the Koch brothers.

M) Please don't squeeze the bankers

N) Reach out and shaft someone

O) The UnCongressman

FRIDAY, JULY 20, 2012 CONSPIRACY THEORY

Gallup Poll: Congress's approval rating in June fell to 16 %. Who are most likely members of that 16%?

A) Half the members of congress and staff

B) The Ewing family of Dallas

C) Fox News

D) Mr. C. Montgomery Burns

E) Rand Paul and immediate family

F) Publisher of “A Dummy's Guide to being a Congress-person”

G) Gus Firing (Breaking Bad)

H) Bane (Dark Knight Rises)

I) Immediate family's of Beavis and Butthead

J) Any member of the Borgias

K) Scrooge McDuck

L) Ted Nugent

M) Lex Luther

N) Employees of U. N. Black Helicopter Supply Company

O) Wille E. Coyote

SUNDAY, JUNE 3, 2011 EGG ON YOUR FACE

AP 6/2/12 FRESNO, Ca:. “(A bill) to increase cage sizes for...laying hens...supported by the Humane Society...and the United Egg Producers...” How will the Tea Party react to this compromise?

A) Increases the number of late term chicken abortions

B) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she's a socialist.

C) You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelets

D) Today life panels for chickens – tomorrow death panels for grandma

E) Big cages equals big government

F) Another liberal Public Broadcasting “Big Bird” conspiracy

G) Keep the government's hands off my food supply!

H) If chickens were supposed to walk around, God would have given them legs.

I) Chicken Little was the original Tea Party spokes bird.

J) Is that how they raise chickens in Kenya?

K) Lay, baby, lay!

L) Next they'll want free antibiotics for all those chickens

M) Liberals lay another egg.

N) Cheap, cheap, cheap.

O) Whatever Obama supports, we oppose.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14, 2011 WORDS TO LIVE BETTER BY

Which one of these proverbs from Poor Richard's Almanac, best describes the Republican majority in Congress?


A) There is much difference between imitating a good man, and counterfeiting him.

B) Blame-all and Praise-all are two blockheads.

C) Whate’er’s begun in anger ends in shame.

D) Fools multiply folly.

E) A good Lawyer, a bad Neighbour.

F) Approve not of him who commends all you say.

G) The poor man must walk to get meat for his stomach, the rich man to get a stomach to his meat.

H) Laws like to Cobwebs catch small Flies, Great ones break thro’ before your eyes.

I) Here comes the Orator! with his Flood of Words, and his Drop of Reason.

J) One Mend-fault is worth two Findfaults, but one Findfault is better than two Makefaults.

K) He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.

L) Here comes Courage! that seiz’d the lion absent, and run away from the present mouse.

M) The rotten Apple spoils his Companion.

N) He that speaks much, is much mistaken.

O) Would you persuade, speak of Interest, not of Reason.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2011 The Bridge To Peace In The House

Chris Mathews:“Ninety-four structurally deficient bridges in your district, Mr. Cantor, down in Virginia, where President Obama traveled to this morning to speak on his jobs plan.” What do you think is Eric Cantors new least favorite new song?


A) "Like A Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon and Garfunkel

B) "Building Bridges" by Brooks and Dunn

C) "Burning Bridges" by Pink Floyd

D) “Bridges” by Destiny's Child

E) “Seven Bridge Road” by The Eagels

F) “Under the Bridge” by Red Hot Chilli Peppers

G) “The Bridge Is Over” by KRS

H) “Bridge of Spies” by T'Pau

I) “Ode to Billy Joe” by Bobbie Gentry

J) “Painting the Forth Bridge” by The Divine Comedy

K) “The Bridge” by Elton John

L) “Bridge of Sighs” by Robin Tower

M) “London Bridge is Falling Down” by Traditional

N) “Which Bridge To Cross, Which Bridge To Burn” by Vince Gill

O)“Love Can Be A Bridge” The Judds

P)“Mood To Burn Bridges” by Neko Case

Q)“Bridge Over the Jordan” by Valley River Trio

R) “Always Burning Bridges” by Mike Curb Congregation

S) “59th Bridge Song” Simon and Garfunkel

T) "Bridge To Nowhere” Sam Roberts