SUNDAY, JUNE 3, 2011 EGG ON YOUR FACE

AP 6/2/12 FRESNO, Ca:. “(A bill) to increase cage sizes for...laying hens...supported by the Humane Society...and the United Egg Producers...” How will the Tea Party react to this compromise?

A) Increases the number of late term chicken abortions

B) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she's a socialist.

C) You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelets

D) Today life panels for chickens – tomorrow death panels for grandma

E) Big cages equals big government

F) Another liberal Public Broadcasting “Big Bird” conspiracy

G) Keep the government's hands off my food supply!

H) If chickens were supposed to walk around, God would have given them legs.

I) Chicken Little was the original Tea Party spokes bird.

J) Is that how they raise chickens in Kenya?

K) Lay, baby, lay!

L) Next they'll want free antibiotics for all those chickens

M) Liberals lay another egg.

N) Cheap, cheap, cheap.

O) Whatever Obama supports, we oppose.