SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2013. CARPETBAGGER

 Karl Rove has promissed new attacks on Ashley Judd to convince her not to run against Republican U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell What new wedge issues will he use?


A) Just another pretty face. .

B) She has a B.S. from U.K., in French!

C) As a Tamarian on Star Trek NG, she is not a real resident of earth.
D) Couldn't hold onto her husband

E) The movie “Flypaper” disqualifies her from holding public office

F) She never won a Nobel prize.

G) A self-confessed humanitarian

H) Attended the “Kennedy” school at “Harvard”.

I) “Defender of Wild Life” Fund, which Sarah Palin called “a fringe group”

J) Hollywood type tramp. Not a Kentucky type tramp.

K) Was hired by Goody's Family Clothing chain, and they went bankrupt

L) An actor. like John Wilkes Booth.

M) Should be arrested for “The Passion of Darkly Noon”

N) She would never be able to keep Ron Paul under control

O) So “Hollywood”, she's from Tennessee

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