Friday, June 1, 2012

FRIDAY, JUNE 1, 2012 THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE



Why did the jury acquit .John Edwards?

A) Somebody named Bunny could never make an illegal contribution.

B) All the male jurors wanted to nail Rielle Hunter

C) All the female jurors wanted to mommy John Edwards

D) Twelve people who couldn't get out of jury duty? Its amazing they found the verdict form.

E) Campaign finance law is too complicated

F) What campaign finance law?

G) God threw John a last bone. Now, he's done with him.

H) Now that Clinton is out of the White House, sex is a non-partisan issue again.

I) Being a sexiest pig is not illegal in North Carolina.

J) Edwards screwed two women. The Koch brothers are screwing an entire state.

K) A politician who lied and cheated? That would make George Washington a criminal.

L) Stupidity should only be a crime in a prosecutor

M) The jury version of “Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!”

N) The best “Dear John” letter, ever!”

O) No box on the jury form for “Go forth and sin no more!”

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