SUNDAY, JUNE 24, 2005. EINEY, MEENEY

Who do you think will be Mitt Romney's vice presidential pick?

A) Barney Rubble (Flintstones)

B) Bulwinkel J. Moose (Rocky and)

C) Jimmy Olsen (Superman)

D) "Boner" Stabone (Growing Pains)

E) Herb Tarlek (WKRP)

F) Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Do)

G) Robert Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)

H) Fozzie Bear (Muppets)

I) Waylon Smithers (Simpsons)

J) George Costanza (Sienfeld)

K) Dwight Schrute (The Office)

L) Jack McFarland (Will and Grace)

M) Dan Fielding (Night Court)

N) Hugo "Hurley" Reyes (Lost)

O) Timothy James “Tim” Pawlenty (G.O.P.)

SUNDAY, JUNE 3, 2011 EGG ON YOUR FACE

AP 6/2/12 FRESNO, Ca:. “(A bill) to increase cage sizes for...laying hens...supported by the Humane Society...and the United Egg Producers...” How will the Tea Party react to this compromise?

A) Increases the number of late term chicken abortions

B) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she's a socialist.

C) You can't make an egg without breaking a few omelets

D) Today life panels for chickens – tomorrow death panels for grandma

E) Big cages equals big government

F) Another liberal Public Broadcasting “Big Bird” conspiracy

G) Keep the government's hands off my food supply!

H) If chickens were supposed to walk around, God would have given them legs.

I) Chicken Little was the original Tea Party spokes bird.

J) Is that how they raise chickens in Kenya?

K) Lay, baby, lay!

L) Next they'll want free antibiotics for all those chickens

M) Liberals lay another egg.

N) Cheap, cheap, cheap.

O) Whatever Obama supports, we oppose.

FRIDAY, JUNE 1, 2012 THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE

Why did the jury acquit .John Edwards?

A) Somebody named Bunny could never make an illegal contribution.

B) All the male jurors wanted to nail Rielle Hunter

C) All the female jurors wanted to mommy John Edwards

D) Twelve people who couldn't get out of jury duty? Its amazing they found the verdict form.

E) Campaign finance law is too complicated

F) What campaign finance law?

G) God threw John a last bone. Now, he's done with him.

H) Now that Clinton is out of the White House, sex is a non-partisan issue again.

I) Being a sexiest pig is not illegal in North Carolina.

J) Edwards screwed two women. The Koch brothers are screwing an entire state.

K) A politician who lied and cheated? That would make George Washington a criminal.

L) Stupidity should only be a crime in a prosecutor

M) The jury version of “Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish!”

N) The best “Dear John” letter, ever!”

O) No box on the jury form for “Go forth and sin no more!”