The Las Vegas Sun 2/6/12: “Donald Trump, who endorsed Romney on Thursday at his Las Vegas hotel, took credit for Romney’s win in Nevada’s GOP presidential caucuses. “There was a lot riding on that particular race in Nevada. And, it was interesting because the numbers were much, much greater than he thought,” Trump said. “And a lot of people are giving me credit, and I will accept that credit. Always accept credit.”
What will The Donald take credit for next?
A) Owning the most world's most expensive bad hair cut
B) Having the world's largest prenuptial agreement collection
C) Basing his Presidental campaign strategy on the World Wrestling Entertaiment playbook
D) Screwing every contestant of his Miss USA pagent, without ever havng sex with any of them.
E) Screwing every contestant of his Miss Teen USA pagent, ditto, ditto, ditto.
F) Screwing every contestent of his Miss Universe pagent, ditto, ditto, ditto
G) Holding the world's record for bankruptcy without ever actually losing any of his own money
H) He invented eating pizza with a fork
I) He inventied English pizza – topped with motzarella cheese, fish and chips.
J) He secretly won the WWE title under the name “The Masked White Ego”
K) He is the biggest fraud in the world.
L) He bought the English Channel, because he wanted to contact Henery V
M) Underneath all that makeup and fake tan, he is actually Barak Obama
N) It's all his own hair. Which he does not dye.
O) When he undresses for bed, he looks like Mickey Rooney
What will The Donald take credit for next?
A) Owning the most world's most expensive bad hair cut
B) Having the world's largest prenuptial agreement collection
C) Basing his Presidental campaign strategy on the World Wrestling Entertaiment playbook
D) Screwing every contestant of his Miss USA pagent, without ever havng sex with any of them.
E) Screwing every contestant of his Miss Teen USA pagent, ditto, ditto, ditto.
F) Screwing every contestent of his Miss Universe pagent, ditto, ditto, ditto
G) Holding the world's record for bankruptcy without ever actually losing any of his own money
H) He invented eating pizza with a fork
I) He inventied English pizza – topped with motzarella cheese, fish and chips.
J) He secretly won the WWE title under the name “The Masked White Ego”
K) He is the biggest fraud in the world.
L) He bought the English Channel, because he wanted to contact Henery V
M) Underneath all that makeup and fake tan, he is actually Barak Obama
N) It's all his own hair. Which he does not dye.
O) When he undresses for bed, he looks like Mickey Rooney
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