POLITICO 2/29/12: “ABC News reports that the Mitt Romney campaign is deploying Donald Trump as a surrogate in radio interviews in Michigan.”....Trump adviser Michael Cohen said, "When Mr. Trump elected to endorse the governor, it's wasn't a mere symbolic gesture, it was legitimately an offer to help in any way possible, and as the governor continues to ask, Mr. Trump will look to comply." Romney is making an all-in push for his native state, as polls show a tight contest there with Santorum, and as his campaign has called Michigan a must-win to supporters."
How would you explain this decision to remind voters that Trump has endorsed Mitt?
A) WTF???!
B) Somebody in Mitt's campain is working for Santorum.
C) Desperation
D) Mitt has never watched Celebrity Apprentice.
E) Mitt is going after the pompous jackass vote.
F) David Duke was not available.
G) It was either the Donald or a “I'm not a witch” ad
H) You've heard of “Hail Mary, pass.”? This is a “Hey, asshole!” pass
I) Things are so bad for Mitt, it can't hurt.
J) Mitt has been outsourcing his campaign strategy...to China
K) The ghost of Seamus strickes again.
L) God wants Santorum to win the nomination so she can really punish the sanctimonious dick-head
M) Polling shows it is vital that Mitt alienate the barber shop vote
N) The Donald has pictures of Romney holding hands with Woopie Goldberg
O) This is inexplicable.
How would you explain this decision to remind voters that Trump has endorsed Mitt?
A) WTF???!
B) Somebody in Mitt's campain is working for Santorum.
C) Desperation
D) Mitt has never watched Celebrity Apprentice.
E) Mitt is going after the pompous jackass vote.
F) David Duke was not available.
G) It was either the Donald or a “I'm not a witch” ad
H) You've heard of “Hail Mary, pass.”? This is a “Hey, asshole!” pass
I) Things are so bad for Mitt, it can't hurt.
J) Mitt has been outsourcing his campaign strategy...to China
K) The ghost of Seamus strickes again.
L) God wants Santorum to win the nomination so she can really punish the sanctimonious dick-head
M) Polling shows it is vital that Mitt alienate the barber shop vote
N) The Donald has pictures of Romney holding hands with Woopie Goldberg
O) This is inexplicable.
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