Sunday, February 26, 2012

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 2012. DUMB AND DUMBEST



The Journal Gazette 2/21/12: “Rep Bob Morris...has (called) the... Girl Scouts a ... "radicalized organization (that) supports abortion and promotes the "homosexual lifestyle”. What cookies is Bob ordering this year?

A) Thin Edge of Sanity Mints

B) Free-Love Samoas

C) Marxist deLites

D) Abortion Tapalongs

E) Birth Control Patties

F) Do-Si-Dos with a condom

G) Peanut-Brain Butter-brain Sandwich

H) Menage-a-Trefoils

I) Sex and Shortbread

J) Godless Shout-Outs

K) Thanks-A-Lots for the S.T. D.s

K) Savanna Guilty Smiles

M) Thank-U-Berry Munch and Socialism

N) Dulced Communist de Leche

O) Paranoid Lemonades.

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