Tuesday, January 24, 2012

TUESDAY, JANUARY 24, 2012 I'M IN THE MONEY

WashPost 1/24/12: “Mitt Romney offered a partial snapshot of his vast personal fortune late Monday, disclosing income of $21.7 million in 2010 and $20.9 million last year — virtually all of it profits, dividends or interest from investments...According to his 2010 return, Romney paid about $3 million to the IRS, for an effective tax rate of 13.9 percent....Romney said at a debate Monday night, “I don’t think you want someone as...president who pays more taxes than he owes.”

Which would you guess is Mitt's favorite line from “Wall Street”?


A) Lunch is for wimps.

B) When I get a hold of the son of a bitch who leaked this, I'm gonna tear his eyeballs out and I'm gonna suck his fucking skull.

C) Now you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy, are you buddy?

D) A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place

E) Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another

F) When you've had money and lost it, it can be much worse than never having had it at all!

G) I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out.

H) I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them!

I) Greed, for want of a better term, is good.

J) Well, you're only the President of the company. What the hell do you know, anyway?

K) What's worth doing is worth doing for money.

L) I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet.

M) I bought that building ten years ago. My first real estate deal. Sold it two years later, made an $800,000 profit. It was better than sex.

N) Ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500? 'Cause they're sheep, and sheep get slaughtered

O) Jesus, if this guy owned a funeral parlor nobody would die!

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