In what way is the Republican Party most like the Italian Cruise ship “Costa Concordia”?
A) They are both leaning so far to the right, they are underwater
B) They both hit a big rock – one was basalt and the other was Gingrich
C) Deregulation.
D) Neither the boat nor the RNC wants Rick Santorum at the wheel.
E) Neither crew had any idea how to get off.
F) Both are sea-going disasters.
G) They were both dangerously off course in very familiar waters.
H) Once they sank, the problem was obvious.
I) This boat is never going to get into port in this condition.
J) The current situation proves that accountants make really bad navigators.
K) Ron Paul is of no help in either situation.
L) It's too late to start bailing. Just build a new ship.
M) Even if you abandon ship, your going to have to live with this mess for a long time.
N) Both are now self-mocking impersonations of their former selves.
O) Herman Cain has the soilution to this problem
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