A) “In matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General”.
B) “I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup, Though I could never tell why.”
C) “I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor, And I polished up the handle of the big front door.”
D) “Can I survive this overbearing, Or live a life of mad despairing, My proffered love despised, rejected? No, no, it's not to be expected!”
E) “Though quite contemptable as everyone agrees, we must dissemble if we want our bread and cheese.”
F) “Everything is a source of fun, Nobody`s safe, for we care for none, Life is a joke that`s just begun”
G) “I mean to rule the earth, As he the sky, We really know our worth, The sun and I!”
H) “With aspect stern, And gloomy stride, We come to learn, How you decide.”
I) “With joyous shout, with joyous shout and ringing cheer, Inaugurate, inaugurate their brief career!”
J) “Prepare for woe, Ye haughty lords, At once I go Mikado-wards.”
K) “My brain it teams, With endless schemes, Both good and new.”
L) “I think you ought to recollect, You cannot show too much respect, Towards the highly titled few,”
M) “As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list — I've got a little list”
N) “Behold the Lord High Executioner. A personage of noble rank and title”
O) “A wandering minstrel I, A thing of shreds and patches”
