WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2011

Which quote proves that Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker gets his political strategy from George Costanza?

A) You should have seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.

B) When you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy.

C)  The woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her.

D)  I'm  the opposite of every guy you've ever met.

E) Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

F) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing.

G) Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!

H) Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

I) You know, I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.

J) I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery. 

K)But I really want to leave my mark this time. Like remember that summer at Dairy Queen when I cooled my feet in the soft serve?

L) He fires people like its a bodily function

M)  I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.

N)  The only excuse that I could fathom would be acceptable is to tell her that I am indeed Batman, and I just saw that Bat signal out the window.

O) "The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."