WHAT LINE PROVES REPUBLICANS ARE FANS OF CHARLEY SHEEN'S CHARACTER ON TWO AND A HALF MEN?
A) I promise. I'll get a quiet hooker.
B) Desperate? Like a gold fish in a leaky bag.
C) My past is divided between things I can't remember and things I don't want to, and you're both.
D) Everyone has a little baggage. I drink and try to mouth kiss hookers. You, you're cheap, and annoying and no on likes you.
E) Oh, why can't I just black out in peace?
F) Well, it doesn't matter of you win or lose, its whether or not you beat the spread.
G) Sarcasm is for winners, Alan.
H) Well, if they were already angry, then I'm less culpable.
I) Okay, then, I didn't need a reason to drink tonight, but it's nice to know I've got one.
J) I'm a big ol' bourbon-soaked, cigar-humping ass, as God in His infinite wisdom meant me to be.
K) That's not a hobby. That's a cry for help.
L) Nothing's happening, except that I offered to buy a policewoman a $500 martini!
M) Childhood should be a time of innocence. And Bambi's mother shouldn't die, and lap dances should be complementary after the fifth cocktail, but that's not the world we live in.
N) One man's saliva is another man's mousse. Now shut up.
O). She may not be sophisticated, but she's...street-smart. Sesame Street-smart.
A) I promise. I'll get a quiet hooker.
B) Desperate? Like a gold fish in a leaky bag.
C) My past is divided between things I can't remember and things I don't want to, and you're both.
D) Everyone has a little baggage. I drink and try to mouth kiss hookers. You, you're cheap, and annoying and no on likes you.
E) Oh, why can't I just black out in peace?
F) Well, it doesn't matter of you win or lose, its whether or not you beat the spread.
G) Sarcasm is for winners, Alan.
H) Well, if they were already angry, then I'm less culpable.
I) Okay, then, I didn't need a reason to drink tonight, but it's nice to know I've got one.
J) I'm a big ol' bourbon-soaked, cigar-humping ass, as God in His infinite wisdom meant me to be.
K) That's not a hobby. That's a cry for help.
L) Nothing's happening, except that I offered to buy a policewoman a $500 martini!
M) Childhood should be a time of innocence. And Bambi's mother shouldn't die, and lap dances should be complementary after the fifth cocktail, but that's not the world we live in.
N) One man's saliva is another man's mousse. Now shut up.
O). She may not be sophisticated, but she's...street-smart. Sesame Street-smart.
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