SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 2011

Sarah Palin wants to Trademark her name. Why?\

A) Sarah Palin's Half-Baked Alaska, Season Two

B) Sarah Palin's Corn Plasters with Mint - for foot-in-mouth disease.

C) Sarah Palin's Hunting Rifles.. If you ever need to bring down an elephant.

D) Sarah Palin. There is supposed to be only one, please

E) Sarah Palin suspects Michelle Bachmann of identity theft.

G) Sarah Paling suspects Mitt Romney of identity theft.

H) Sarah Palin's Moose. The scent that turns every man into a raging bull.

I) Sarah Palin's Home Schooling Kit. Re-inventing history 375 days a year.

J) Sarah Palin's Mean Cuisine. Our Lasagna tastes gamey. Lasagna is supposed to taste gamey.

K) Sarah Palin's Public Speaking Tours. When your audience wants to feel cheated by somebody.

L) Sarah Palin suspects Newt Gingrich of identity theft.

M) Sarah Palin's American Language. The entire story of our rich verbal history in one-half hour and one single run-on sentence.

N) Sarah Palin's American Faze Book. Every catch-phrase from A to B, captured and examined before you forget them.

O) Sarah Palin suspects Bristol of identity theft.

P) Sarah Palin suspects everybody.