Governor Scott Walker's thoughts about the Daily Beast are best summed up by which Frank Sinatra song?
A) One Finger Melody 1950
B) Fools Rush In Where Angels Fear to Tread 1940
C) Manhã De Carnaval - A Day in the Life of a Fool 1969
D) If I Only Had a Match 1947 E) It's Funny to Everyone But Me. 1939 F) Me And My Shadow 1962 G) Ev'rybody Has the Right to Be Wrong At Least Once 1965 H) This is the Beginning of the End 1940 I) There's No Business Like Show Business 1946 J) You'll Get Yours 1955 K) There's a Flaw in My Flu 1956 L) Send in the Clowns 1973 M) Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone 1961 N) I've Got the World on a String 1953 O) I Had the Craziest Dream 1979
WHAT LINE PROVES REPUBLICANS ARE FANS OF CHARLEY SHEEN'S CHARACTER ON TWO AND A HALF MEN?
A) I promise. I'll get a quiet hooker.
B) Desperate? Like a gold fish in a leaky bag.
C) My past is divided between things I can't remember and things I don't want to, and you're both.
D) Everyone has a little baggage. I drink and try to mouth kiss hookers. You, you're cheap, and annoying and no on likes you.
E) Oh, why can't I just black out in peace?
F) Well, it doesn't matter of you win or lose, its whether or not you beat the spread.
G) Sarcasm is for winners, Alan.
H) Well, if they were already angry, then I'm less culpable.
I) Okay, then, I didn't need a reason to drink tonight, but it's nice to know I've got one.
J) I'm a big ol' bourbon-soaked, cigar-humping ass, as God in His infinite wisdom meant me to be.
K) That's not a hobby. That's a cry for help.
L) Nothing's happening, except that I offered to buy a policewoman a $500 martini!
M) Childhood should be a time of innocence. And Bambi's mother shouldn't die, and lap dances should be complementary after the fifth cocktail, but that's not the world we live in.
N) One man's saliva is another man's mousse. Now shut up.
O). She may not be sophisticated, but she's...street-smart. Sesame Street-smart.
House Majority Leader Eric Cantor said Tuesday the bill to fund the government...will have language to withhold funding from the health care law...” What Pink Floyd should Eric be playing on his iPod?
