Friday, March 15, 2013

FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 2013 YO-HO-HO- AND A BOTTLE OF PEPTO BISMO



If you can't afford a Carnival Cruise, which alternative get-away would be the best approximate?

A) Hang out near a port-a-potty at the beach

B) Cancun weekend with Jodi Arias

C) Lunch at the “Smelly-Handed Waiter” Restaurant

D) Weekend at the Bermuda Typhoid Mary Club Resort

E) Titanic “Glacier Bay” Cruise

F) Hannibal Lecter Lean Cuisine Hawaiian Luau

G) Denny's kitchen tour

H) Cpac 2013

I) Weekend with the Kardashians

J) Cannibal Cop Gilberto Valle's dinning on Al Fresco in Little Italy, Manhattan

K) Mothers Day bunga bunga brunch with Silvio Berlusconi

L) Eating your own road-kill with Wayne LaPierre

M) Yom Kipper with Lance Armstrong

N) Self guiding tour of an ipecac factory

O) Being Lindsay Lohan's lawyer week.
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