What are the worst threats made against
Bob Woodward by the Obama White House?
A) POTUS will poo his posts,
permanently
B) Richard Nixon no longer takes his
calls
C) W.H. Cafeteria soup of the day:
Chicken Noodle
D) Chewing gum stuck on his shoe by
W.H. operative
E) Twitter “Ul never work in this
town again”
F) Front door – dog poop - paper
bag – lighter fluid.
G) He's off the Friendemies list
H) POTUS not promptly petrified of his
potential publications
I) His Disney World Passport not
promptly renewed
J) “Bob Woodward Appreciation Day”
might be canceled
K) WashPost Company stockholders ask
what his salary is.
L) Press Corps ordered to pretend not
to recognize him
M) Phony pundits parody his pompous
performance
N) W.H. whisper campaign; “Who's
the old white guy with the big head?”
O) W.H. hints he's irrelevant
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