Wednesday, December 19, 2012

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2011 - SHOOT FIRST AND NEVER ASK



What will be Mike Huckabee's next explanation for Newtown?

A) The devil made his mother buy the gun

B) The devil made his mother leave the gun unlocked

C) Just more proof that women are Satan's workers, witches and temptresses

D) All Christians should be Christian soldiers

E) God uses assault weapons to tempt humans to do evil

F) An armed first grader is a safe first grader

G) More gun sales, good

H) They never would have crucified Jesus if he'd been armed

I) Guns don't kill children. They just help

J) A smaller clip would have just increased the fear while Lanza reloaded.

K) This will never happen again. The school is closed. What more can we do?

L) All school children should buy Mike Huckabee's new book, to slow the bullets

M) Nobody kills home school children except their own parents

N) Pry this 60 clip magazine from my cold, dead, stupid hands!

O) Keep your eyes closed while leaving the school yard.

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