What will be Mike Huckabee's next
explanation for Newtown?
A) The devil made his mother buy the
gun
B) The devil made his mother leave the
gun unlocked
C) Just more proof that women are
Satan's workers, witches and temptresses
D) All Christians should be Christian
soldiers
E) God uses assault weapons to tempt
humans to do evil
F) An armed first grader is a safe
first grader
G) More gun sales, good
H) They never would have crucified
Jesus if he'd been armed
I) Guns don't kill children. They just
help
J) A smaller clip would have just
increased the fear while Lanza reloaded.
K) This will never happen again. The
school is closed. What more can we do?
L) All school children should buy Mike
Huckabee's new book, to slow the bullets
M) Nobody kills home school children
except their own parents
N) Pry this 60 clip magazine from my
cold, dead, stupid hands!
O) Keep your eyes closed while leaving
the school yard.
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