Sunday, December 30, 2012

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2012. WHY THE CLIFF?


A new Washington Post/ABC news poll says 72% of Republicans are afraid about the future, while only 34% of Democrats are. Why is the greatest cause of GOP fear?

A) Fox News

B) Impatient for “The Rapture”(@)

C) Mostly stupid, old, white men, anyway

D) Heavily invested in the Mayan Apocalypse

E) They subscribe to the Catholic Archbishops' newsletter

F) They eat only Papa John's Pizza

G) Long time Ted Nugent fans

H) Have never smoked marijuana

I) Approaching same percentage of population with pacemakers

J) Basically they're all drama queens

K) Tea Party Doomsday

L) Never watched the Big Lebowski – The dude abides, man.

M) They have always known nobody likes them

N) They ran out of answers, and assumed the questions were also done

O) Because they know what self destructive assholes Republicans really are.

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