SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2012 FAILURE TO LAUNCH WELL

Politico 9/9.'12: “The Romney campaign...privately lament that state-by-state polling numbers — most glaringly in Ohio — are working in the president’s favor.” Why don't the American people love Mitt Romney?

A) His pollsters haven't told him yet. But then he'll know

B) He looks more like a head waiter than a President

C) Its the Cayman Islands IRA

D) Its the Swiss bank account

E) Its the Cayman Island and Swiss bank accounts

F) Sounds like he's lying when he's being honest. Also when he's lying

G) Ronald Reagan’s Grecian formula looked more natural then Mitt's real hair

H) The last time Mitt was honest was in 1973 -or there about's.

I) He looks more like a villain on Scooby-Doo, than a President

J) He gave his testicles to The Tea Party, expecting them to be returned in November.

K) Stingy. He reeks of stingy

L) He is not a salesman. Mitt was in acquisitions

M) He looks more like a mortician than a President

N) He reminds you of the rich relative who never cooks for family pot luck dinners

O) Almost as wooden as Pinocchio, but without the adorable nose thing