Huffington Post 9/7/'12: “Russian
President Vladimir Putin is reportedly planning to put on a fake beak
and fly a motorized hang-glider to lead a flock of endangered young
Siberian white cranes on part of their migration to Asia ” What
will be Putin's next feat?
A) Bitch slap the Dos Equis guy
B) Money manager operating Romney's
Cayman Islands 401K
C) Re-discovering Ayn Rand's long
forgotten “warm and fuzzy” children's book.
D) Kristen Stewart's next boyfriend
E) Making the Music Video Awards seem
relevant
F) Building up Simon Cowell's ego
G) Deprograming Tom Cruise
H) Deprgraming Paul Ryan
I) Debugging Joe Biden
J) Two words – “Hispanics for
Romney”
K) Teaching anger management to Allen
(“81 Democrats are commies”) West
L) Marriage counselor to Mary Matalin
and James Carvelle
M) H&R Block accountant preparing
Mitt Romney's 2011 return
N) Guest lecturer for “trickle-down”
economics course
O) Electing Drew Peterson “Husband
of the Year”
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