Thursday, December 22, 2011

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2011 A GINGRICH TOO FAR

Which is your favorite Newt Gingrich pun and/or alliterationphrase?


A) The Walking Newtonian Physic

B) The Phony Acrimony-ist

C) The All New-t Gingrich

D) Newt Grinch-rich

E) The Grince that roared.

F) The Grince that bored

G) Neurtured Gingrich

H) Newt and unimproved.

I) The Same Old New-t.

J) Grindy Gingrich

K) The $60,000 Man.

L) A Fred Mertz Body With a Cary Grant Ego.

M) “Autotomy”; when a newt grows a new tail. When Newt grows a new tale; Bullshit.

N) A Serial Liar.

O) “It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.” The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas

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