FRIDAY DECEMBER 23, 2001 FREEDOM!!!

Which quotes from Braveheart, do you think the G.O.P. Diehards should have remembered?


A) I should have remembered the rocks

B) I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.

C) You will embrace this rebellion...I will gain...favor by condemning it....

D) He has courage; so does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to “compromise” that makes a man noble.

E) You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position.

F) I didn't think you were in the tent that long.

G) The Almighty says this must be a fashionable fight. It's drawn the finest people.

H) Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?

I) You're so concerned with squabbling for the scraps...that you've missed your God given right to something better.

J) We'll have no homes left when the English...from the castle comes through and burns us out. And they will!

K) Nest o' schemin' bastards; they couldn't agree on the colour o' shite.

L) I hope you've washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a king.

M) The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked.

N) I beg pardon, sire. Won't we hit our own troops?

O) Just when we thought all hope was lost, our noble saviors have arrived.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2011 A GINGRICH TOO FAR

Which is your favorite Newt Gingrich pun and/or alliterationphrase?


A) The Walking Newtonian Physic

B) The Phony Acrimony-ist

C) The All New-t Gingrich

D) Newt Grinch-rich

E) The Grince that roared.

F) The Grince that bored

G) Neurtured Gingrich

H) Newt and unimproved.

I) The Same Old New-t.

J) Grindy Gingrich

K) The $60,000 Man.

L) A Fred Mertz Body With a Cary Grant Ego.

M) “Autotomy”; when a newt grows a new tail. When Newt grows a new tale; Bullshit.

N) A Serial Liar.

O) “It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.” The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas

SUNDAY DECEMBER 11, 2011 NEWTERED

What is your favorite Newt Gingrich quote?


A) A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about.

B) I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don't encourage you to be nasty

C) I discourage a cult of personality.

D) The fact is, we can afford a fairly ignorant presidency now.

E) In every election...both parties have their cliches. The party that has the cliches that ring true wins.

F) The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry...is essentially a socialist argument.

G) You can't trust anybody with power.

H) I have enormous personal ambition. I want to shift the entire planet. And I’m doing it. I am now a famous person. I represent real power.

I) Give the park police more ammo.

J) She isn’t young enough or pretty enough to be the President’s wife.

K) The...Democrats...represent the party of total hedonism, total exhibitionism, total bizarreness, total weirdness, and the total right to cripple innocent people in the name of letting hooligans loose.

L) These people are sick...consumed by their own power, by a Mussolini-like ego, that their willingness to run over normal human beings and to destroy honest institutions is unending.

M) I love the environment, but I'm cheap on the environment.

N) It's going to be a bummer if Mars turns out to be like us.

O) I do.....I do.....I do....

THURSDAY DECEMBER 8, 2011 POKE A LIZARD

Now that Herman Cain has broken the ice, which quote from the Pokemon movies do you think would best be delivered by Newt Gingrich?


A) “I came when I heard you defeated the Elite Four” Prof. Oak

B) “The reign of Mewtwo will soon begin.” MewTwo

C) “Unbelievable! I picked the wrong Pokémon!” Blue

D) “Now we'll see who has the last quack!” Ash Ketchum

E) “Love is all about who lands the first punch! ” Misty

F) “You're just the players in my master plan!” Giovanni

G) “It dosen't matter how far away a leader is from it's group, a leader is always a leader” Brock

H) “It looks like alphabet soup but without the soup.” Meowmth

I) “I wonder if it's possible to get traded to a less embarrassing team?” Meowmth

J) “We're gonna show that no good rotten crook what real good rotten crooks are like!!” Meowmth

K) "Hey, we ARE you, and you're not!" Meowmth

L) “Oh, no! Wrong way! I want my mom!” Dawn

M) “I'll be happy to vouch for his insanity!” May

N) “If I want your opinion I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU!!!” Misty

O) “Ha! Muscle over mind!” Ash Ketchum

Sunday, December 4, 2011 THE MARK OF HERMAN CAIN

What was your favorite Hermain Cain headline?


A) It’s no ’paign, no Cain - NY Post

B) The Cain Mutiny - LA Times

C) Cain Train Runs Out of Track - NY Daily News

D) Women for Cain - Cain Campaign

E) Calamity Cain - NY Post

F) No Herm Done - NYPost

G) Hermain Cain's HarassMint Chocolate Chip - Ben & Jerry

H) “God Told Me To Run. I Was Like Moses” - The Raw Story

I) Plan B - Herman Cain

J) CainWreck - Twitter

K) A Cain in the Ass - Me

L) Hermain Cain Eats Pizza with GQ - GQ

M) Herman Cain says Obama is Not Really a Black Man - NYPost

N) What Herman Cain Meant - WashPost

0) The Mark of Herman Cain; masher. Me

FRIDAY DECEMBER 2, 2011 HONEY, WE HAVE TO TALK

Which country song do you think Herman Cain will be signing to his wife when he gets home to Atlanta today?


A) Holding Her and Loving You by Clay Walker

B) Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley

C) Check Yes or No by George Strait

D) If We Make it Through December by Merle Haggard

E) Georgia On My Mind by Willie Nelson

F) The Gambler by Kenny Rodgers

G) Lyin' Eyes by The Eagles

H) Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charley Daniels Band

I) Lookin' For Love in All the Wrong Places by Jonny Lee

J) Stand By Your Man by Tammy Wynette

K) Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks

L) Boot Scootin' Boogie by Brooks and Dunn

M) D-I-V-I-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette

N) Mr. Bojangles by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

O) Hit The Nail On The Head by Amazing Rhythm Aces