WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2011 HE'S SO FAT...

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie; “Its not particularly a news flash to me that I'm overweight....All I care about is that they actually are funny.” Your favorite Chris Christie Fat Joke is...?


A) “He thought a straw poll came with a milkshake.” (Iggles25)

B) “Goodbye White House Vegitable Garden “(Top Ten)

C) “He has smaller Republicans orbiting around him.” (Sir Real)

D) “New State; Fatassachusetts” (Top Ten)

E) “Presidental Retreat Moved...to Hersey Park” (Top Ten)

F) “Chris Christie is so fat, but it's ok as long as he isn't gay.” (Mystc411)

G) Instead of Iraq, we would invade Ihop (Top Ten)

H) "People who say Chris Christie is too fat to be president: girthers" (London Times)

I) “This counts as exercise for Christie. Let him keep talking”. (Chicago Tribune)

J) “What follows a Christie dinner speech? Breakfast.” Slate

K) “Perfect fit. Oval Office. Oval President.” (Letterman)

L) Scandal when president is caught in Oval Office with Betty Crocker and Sara Lee (Top Ten)

M) “The Great Wide Hope.” (ChrisBeardes's Blog)

N) “...his own political party boycotted him for being "full of pork" (Munson)