The success of Herman Cain's “999” plan seems certain to inspire other over-simplified numerical policies. Which do you think will prove the most popular?
A) 911 – Michele Bachmann's plan for saving gays from Satan
B) 411 – Rick Perry's plan for coming up with plans
C) 555 – Rick Santorum's plan for getting everybody to stop using Google
D) 888 – Newt Gingrich's plan for supporting the American jewelry industry
E) 333 – John Huntsman's plan for avoiding touching anybody from the Tea Party
F) 444 – Ron Paul's plan for full employement, also known as “Solent Green”
G) Me-222 - Rick Perry's plan for matching the other candidate's plans
H) III – Michele Bachmann's plan to get more attention
I) 777 – Mitt Romney's plan for rolling the dice often enough to eventually win.
J) 666 - Mitt Romney's secret plan for turning everybody Morman
K) Ten-Ten-Ten – Rick Santrorum's other plan for getting rid of Google
L) 11-11-11 – Herman Cain's back up plan should his 999 turn turtle
M) 000 – Tim Pawlenty's plan for winning the Vice-Presidency
N) AAA – Newt Gingrich's plan for dealing with the crushing disappointment of being irrelevent
O) No-No-No – Michele Bachmann's plan for dealing with her husband's home business.
A) 911 – Michele Bachmann's plan for saving gays from Satan
B) 411 – Rick Perry's plan for coming up with plans
C) 555 – Rick Santorum's plan for getting everybody to stop using Google
D) 888 – Newt Gingrich's plan for supporting the American jewelry industry
E) 333 – John Huntsman's plan for avoiding touching anybody from the Tea Party
F) 444 – Ron Paul's plan for full employement, also known as “Solent Green”
G) Me-222 - Rick Perry's plan for matching the other candidate's plans
H) III – Michele Bachmann's plan to get more attention
I) 777 – Mitt Romney's plan for rolling the dice often enough to eventually win.
J) 666 - Mitt Romney's secret plan for turning everybody Morman
K) Ten-Ten-Ten – Rick Santrorum's other plan for getting rid of Google
L) 11-11-11 – Herman Cain's back up plan should his 999 turn turtle
M) 000 – Tim Pawlenty's plan for winning the Vice-Presidency
N) AAA – Newt Gingrich's plan for dealing with the crushing disappointment of being irrelevent
O) No-No-No – Michele Bachmann's plan for dealing with her husband's home business.
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