Sunday, October 16, 2011

SUNDAY OCTOBER 16, 2011 DUMB AND DUMBER

The success of Herman Cain's “999” plan seems certain to inspire other over-simplified numerical policies. Which do you think will prove the most popular?


A) 911 – Michele Bachmann's plan for saving gays from Satan

B) 411 – Rick Perry's plan for coming up with plans

C) 555 – Rick Santorum's plan for getting everybody to stop using Google

D) 888 – Newt Gingrich's plan for supporting the American jewelry industry

E) 333 – John Huntsman's plan for avoiding touching anybody from the Tea Party

F) 444 – Ron Paul's plan for full employement, also known as “Solent Green”

G) Me-222 - Rick Perry's plan for matching the other candidate's plans

H) III – Michele Bachmann's plan to get more attention

I) 777 – Mitt Romney's plan for rolling the dice often enough to eventually win.

J) 666 - Mitt Romney's secret plan for turning everybody Morman

K) Ten-Ten-Ten – Rick Santrorum's other plan for getting rid of Google

L) 11-11-11 – Herman Cain's back up plan should his 999 turn turtle

M) 000 – Tim Pawlenty's plan for winning the Vice-Presidency

N) AAA – Newt Gingrich's plan for dealing with the crushing disappointment of being irrelevent

O) No-No-No – Michele Bachmann's plan for dealing with her husband's home business.

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