WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 28, 2011 The Odd Couple

Newsroom Jersey; Sept. 25, 2011; “Ted Haggard...former Evangelical pastor who admitted to homosexual activity with a young male volunteer...(and) Gary Busey...are going on “Celebrity Wife Swap”. What other shows should these two gentlemen make an apperance on?


A) Survivor

B) Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

C) The Biggest Loser

D) Burn Notice

E) Cougar Town

F) Eureka

G) Fringe

H) Glee

I) Ghost Hunters

J) My Life On the “D” List

K) Law and Order – Special Victims Unit

L) New Girl

M) Wipe Out

N) Desperate Housewives

O) Big Bang Theory

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 25, 2011 ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Rick Perry has never been wrong, ever. Just ask him. My favorite tweet from “Rick Perry Facts” (http://twitter.com/#!/rickperryfacts) is...


A) If you spell “Rick Perry” in scrabble, you win. Forever.

B) The only fool-proof airline security is to have Rick Perry stare down everyone entering the plane.

C) Rick Perry's foreign policy is so strong that Netanyahu agreed to rename his country "Isrull."

D) Anyone ever notice how you never see Rick Perry and Batman in the same room?

E) When Rick Perry goes to confession, the priest confesses to him.

F) Rick Perry's Magic 8-ball only gives one answer ''you are correct''

G) Rick Perry is not only running for POTUS, he's running for president of the Transformers.

H) Rick Perry puts both the "man" and the "laughter" into "manslaughter."

I) Once, Rick Perry's car ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 minutes, it started up. He's never had to fill up his tank since

J) Rick Perry doesn't get haircuts as we know them; his hair grows to the perfect length and stops.

K) When Rick Perry is on a computer, he doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a tiny capybara.

L) In Texas they don't call it the electric chair. They call it the Perry Chair

M) Perry could air condition the room with one cold look at Ron Paul

N) Rick Perry is not constrained by Aristotelian logic

O) Rick Perry and Superman once fought each other on a bet. Loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 23, 2011 THE MYSTERY MAN

Politico 9/22/'11: “Listen, there’s no threat of a government shutdown,” he told reporters. “Let’s just get this out there.” Who said it?


A) Fredo Corleone “The Godfather”

B) Mayor Richard Wilkins “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” (TV)

C) Dwight Schrute “The Office”

D) Gov. William J. Le Petomane “Blazing Saddles”

E) Barney Fife “The Andy Griffith Show”

F) Peter “Wormtail” Pettigrew “Harry Potter

G) Gregory Marmalard “Animal House”

H) Number Two “Austin Powers”

I) Dr. Beeper “Caddyshack”

J) Biggus Dickus “The Life of Brian”

K) Bert (the cab driver) “Its a Wonderful Life”

L) Barney Rubble “The Flintsones”

M) Leopold “Butters” Storch “South Park”

N) House Speaker John Boehner

O) Tarrant “The Mad Hatter” Hightopp “Alice in Wonderland” (2010)

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2011 CHRISTIANITY IS JUST A STATE OF MIND

Rep. John Fleming (R-La.) complains, “By the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over.”Which would say is Representative Fleming's favorite song?


A) The Twist by Chubby Checker

B) Mack The Knife by Bobby Darin

C) Creep by Radiohead

D) Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall by Coldplay

E) Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by The Beatles

F) Fortunate Son By Cleedence Clearwater Revival

G) You Can't Always Get What You Want by The Rolling Stones

H) Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac

I) This Is The End by The Doors

J) The Times They Are a'Changing by Bob Dylan

K) Sympathy For The Devil by The Rolling Stones

L) Comfortable Numb by Pink Floyd

M) That'll Be The Day by The Crickets

N) You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Rightous Brothers

O) Selfish Song by Asia Cruise

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2011 God Seems a Little Tired of Forgiving You, Texas.

USDA Drought Monitor 9/15/'11; “Texas conditions continue to deteriorate what little they can from abysmal...” What song should Texas Governor and conservative Christian Rick Perry be singing this Sunday?


A) Losing My Religion    by R.E.M.

B) Leper Messiah    by Metallica

C) I'm Sorry    by Brenda Lee

D) I'm Sorry, Ma,   by Leadbelly

E) Is What I Do Wrong?    by Texas

F) Proud To Be An Asshole From El Paso    by Kinky Friedman

G) People In Dallas Got Hair    by Waylon Jennings

H) My Sister Won't Start This Morning    by Lightning Hopkins

I) Heaven, Hell or Houston    by ZZ Top

J) Lubbock Or Leave It     by The Dixie Chicks

K) Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God    by Lordian God

L) Heresy     by Nine Inch Nails

M) Terror and Hubris in the House of Frank Pollard     by Lamb of God

N) Why I Hate Texas    by God's Reflex

O) Please Forgive Me, Let Me Go    by Bryan Adams

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2011 WITH A SONG IN HIS HEART

From the September 13, 2011 edition of  The Local - Sweden's News In English
http://www.thelocal.se/36118/20110913/

“A 50-year-old Swedish man has been charged with harassment after he played a Bob Dylan song for his ex-girlfriend hoping to reignite an abandoned love...The love-sick man had also cobbled together a group of five other men to serve as vocal accompaniment for the late-night live performance, each of whom donned hoodies with their hoods up...But soon after the man began to serenade his ex, who had previously taken out a restraining order against him, she called the police, leaving 50-year-old guitarist blowin in the wind...Acording to the woman, she perceived the sidewalk concert as threatening, even if, at the time, the man was only standing near the doorway...When police arrived on the scene, the 50-year-old....quickly ran and hid in the bushes, an escape attempt he later described to police as “tedious”. ...On Monday, the man was indicted in the Gothenburg District Court on suspicions of harassment and making illegal threat “

Which song from The Bob Dylan Song List , do you think he and his troupadours were playing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Bob_Dylan_songs

A) Just like a Woman

B) Abandon Love

C) The Boxer

D) Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window

E) Cocaine Blues

F) Dinks Song

G) Frog Went a Courtin'

H) Here Comes Santa Clause

I) I Am A Lonesome Hobo

J) Idiot Wind

K) Man Of Constant Sorrow

L) Make You Feel My Love

M) Love Is Just Another Four Letter Word

N) Motorpsycho Nitemare

O) Gotta Serve Somebody

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 2011 TOO HOT TO HANDLE

WTOP - “WASHINGTON - Nuclear regulatory inspectors continue to look closely at the North Anna nuclear power plant....(after) the August 23 earthquake...When the earth moved, some spent nuclear fuel at the plant moved as well.” What rock song should the nuclear power industry adopt as its new theme?


A) Not Again by Straind

B) Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden

C) Fireball by Deep Purple

D) Atom and Evil by The Golden Gate Quartet

E) Paranoid by Black Sabbath

F) Knocking On Heavens Door by Bob Dyland

G) The Nuke's A Hazard by Mike Terry

H) Every Breath You Take by Police

I) Heavens On Fire by Kiss

J) You Really Got Me by The Kinks

K) Playing With Uranium by Duran Duran

L) Roulette by Bruce Springsteen

M) Don't Melt Down On My Baby by Tru Fax

N) Uh, Oh, Plutonium by Anne Waldman

O) Electric Funeral by Black Sabbath

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2011 The Bridge To Peace In The House

Chris Mathews:“Ninety-four structurally deficient bridges in your district, Mr. Cantor, down in Virginia, where President Obama traveled to this morning to speak on his jobs plan.” What do you think is Eric Cantors new least favorite new song?


A) "Like A Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon and Garfunkel

B) "Building Bridges" by Brooks and Dunn

C) "Burning Bridges" by Pink Floyd

D) “Bridges” by Destiny's Child

E) “Seven Bridge Road” by The Eagels

F) “Under the Bridge” by Red Hot Chilli Peppers

G) “The Bridge Is Over” by KRS

H) “Bridge of Spies” by T'Pau

I) “Ode to Billy Joe” by Bobbie Gentry

J) “Painting the Forth Bridge” by The Divine Comedy

K) “The Bridge” by Elton John

L) “Bridge of Sighs” by Robin Tower

M) “London Bridge is Falling Down” by Traditional

N) “Which Bridge To Cross, Which Bridge To Burn” by Vince Gill

O)“Love Can Be A Bridge” The Judds

P)“Mood To Burn Bridges” by Neko Case

Q)“Bridge Over the Jordan” by Valley River Trio

R) “Always Burning Bridges” by Mike Curb Congregation

S) “59th Bridge Song” Simon and Garfunkel

T) "Bridge To Nowhere” Sam Roberts

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2011 NO WAY OUT

What has been the most effective tool used so far by Barak Obama to deal with the G.OP?


A) Abject surrender

B) Call a meeting to negotiate. And then abject surrender.

C) Reschedule the meeting for G.O.P. convenience – e.g.., surrender before the meeting

D) Negotiate and then abject surrender

E) Present the public with a rational, logical argument, followed by abject surrender

F) Offer his testicles on a platter in exchange for a meeting .

G) Offer the testicles of working class Americans on a platter, and beg for a meeting.

H) Follow the Neville Chamberlin method of government - “Peace at any price”.

I) Sacrifice a middle class virgin and pray to the god of corporate profits – Ronald Reagan..

J) Follow the John Paul Jones school of government: “I have not yet begun to fight.”

K) Follow the French method of warefare - “I surrender”

L) Stop using “Surrender”. Instead use “capitulate, abandon, concede, fall, fold, quit, play dead, let go, roll over, surccumb, or yeild”.

M) Just say “No” to Democrats and hope nobody notices you only have no balls with Republicans