Rick Perry has never been wrong, ever. Just ask him. My favorite tweet from “Rick Perry Facts” (http://twitter.com/#!/rickperryfacts) is...
A) If you spell “Rick Perry” in scrabble, you win. Forever.
B) The only fool-proof airline security is to have Rick Perry stare down everyone entering the plane.
C) Rick Perry's foreign policy is so strong that Netanyahu agreed to rename his country "Isrull."
D) Anyone ever notice how you never see Rick Perry and Batman in the same room?
E) When Rick Perry goes to confession, the priest confesses to him.
F) Rick Perry's Magic 8-ball only gives one answer ''you are correct''
G) Rick Perry is not only running for POTUS, he's running for president of the Transformers.
H) Rick Perry puts both the "man" and the "laughter" into "manslaughter."
I) Once, Rick Perry's car ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 minutes, it started up. He's never had to fill up his tank since
J) Rick Perry doesn't get haircuts as we know them; his hair grows to the perfect length and stops.
K) When Rick Perry is on a computer, he doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a tiny capybara.
L) In Texas they don't call it the electric chair. They call it the Perry Chair
M) Perry could air condition the room with one cold look at Ron Paul
N) Rick Perry is not constrained by Aristotelian logic
O) Rick Perry and Superman once fought each other on a bet. Loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
A) If you spell “Rick Perry” in scrabble, you win. Forever.
B) The only fool-proof airline security is to have Rick Perry stare down everyone entering the plane.
C) Rick Perry's foreign policy is so strong that Netanyahu agreed to rename his country "Isrull."
D) Anyone ever notice how you never see Rick Perry and Batman in the same room?
E) When Rick Perry goes to confession, the priest confesses to him.
F) Rick Perry's Magic 8-ball only gives one answer ''you are correct''
G) Rick Perry is not only running for POTUS, he's running for president of the Transformers.
H) Rick Perry puts both the "man" and the "laughter" into "manslaughter."
I) Once, Rick Perry's car ran out of gas. After pistol whipping it for 10 minutes, it started up. He's never had to fill up his tank since
J) Rick Perry doesn't get haircuts as we know them; his hair grows to the perfect length and stops.
K) When Rick Perry is on a computer, he doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a tiny capybara.
L) In Texas they don't call it the electric chair. They call it the Perry Chair
M) Perry could air condition the room with one cold look at Ron Paul
N) Rick Perry is not constrained by Aristotelian logic
O) Rick Perry and Superman once fought each other on a bet. Loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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