Why did Barack Obama want to be President?
A) He thought it would look really good on his resume when he applies for a job at Fox News.
B) He wanted to take ownership of the Bush economy.
C) He had a dream. Of course he never remembers his dreams.
D) He was hoping to remake the image of Democrats as loosers. Now they are really big loosers.
E) He's never failed before. He wanted to try it.
F) Peter Principle. Right, again.
G) It's the only way a guy who looks like him can win on “The Biggest Looser”.
H) Hell, he still hasn't figured out yet why he's a Democrat.
I) He has a secret plan to bankrupt China. It's not a good plan. But it's still a secret.
J) He's President? Of what? Losers anonymous?
K) He wanted to create jobs. Okay, just kidding. He has no idea.
L) He wants to prove you can trust Republicans. And he won't give up until he proves it.
M) I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What was the question, again?.
N) It could be worse. He could be John McCann. Oh, wait... basically he is.
0) His speechwriters haven't told him yet.
A) He thought it would look really good on his resume when he applies for a job at Fox News.
B) He wanted to take ownership of the Bush economy.
C) He had a dream. Of course he never remembers his dreams.
D) He was hoping to remake the image of Democrats as loosers. Now they are really big loosers.
E) He's never failed before. He wanted to try it.
F) Peter Principle. Right, again.
G) It's the only way a guy who looks like him can win on “The Biggest Looser”.
H) Hell, he still hasn't figured out yet why he's a Democrat.
I) He has a secret plan to bankrupt China. It's not a good plan. But it's still a secret.
J) He's President? Of what? Losers anonymous?
K) He wanted to create jobs. Okay, just kidding. He has no idea.
L) He wants to prove you can trust Republicans. And he won't give up until he proves it.
M) I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. What was the question, again?.
N) It could be worse. He could be John McCann. Oh, wait... basically he is.
0) His speechwriters haven't told him yet.
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