WEDNESDAY AUGUST 10, 2011 No News Is Good News

Non-Economy catastrophe headlines. And your favorite is...?


A) Doctors Find Uterus In Indian Man (Internet Broadcasting. 8/4/11)

B) Republicans Turned Off By Size of Obama's Package (Reuters 3/9/10 )

C) He Was Naked, On Crack and in Alligator’s Mouth (Seattle Times 12/1/06)

D) Ex-Dictator Broke, Living With Mom (AP 7/25/02)

E) Stephen King Impersonator Steals 5,000 Lobsters (London Independent 10/28/'94)

F) Snakes On The Train! Dozens Flee Rail Terror (SkyNews 5/30/11)

G) Pisa bans penis-themed Leaning Tower trinkets (London Daily Mail 8/5/11)

H) Obama A Maria Carie Fan (The Hindu 12/18/10)

I) Buddhists liberate lobsters (Reuters 8/4/11)

J) O BLINKS - Open to GOP's Plan With No Tax Hike (NY Post )

K) Swedish lesbians forced to pay more for sperm. (http://www.thelocal.se/35424/20110808/ )

L) Breast milk ice cream confiscated over safety concerns (International Business Times 3/1//11)

M) Woman in labor finishes bar exam (Chicago Tribune 8/3/11)

N) Ex-La. gov, 83, marries 32-year-old prison pen pal (AP 7/29/11)

O) New Zealand goldfish survive 134 days without food (AP 7/26/11)