(Thanks to - (http://twitter.com/#!/RickPerryFacts ) The ever confident Governor Rick Perry of Texas is positioning himself for a run for the Presidency. The most likely reason he will win is because......
A) Rick Perry played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
B) Rick Perry's dog Lucy is trained to pick up her own poop because Rick Perry will not take shit from anyone.
C) Rick Perry can kill two stones with one bird.
D) Rick Perry can whistle in thirteen different languages, including sign language.
E) Ricky Perry doesn't have migraines, migraines have Rick Perrys
F) Rick Perry doesn't cry wolf. He makes Wolf Blitzer cry.
G) Rick Perry defeated Voldemort with the jobus creatus spell
H) Rick Perry eats his eggs raw. Shells on. Twelve at a time. From eagles.
I) Wisconsin used to be just east of Texas until Rick Perry kicked its ass.
J) Superman wears Rick Perry pajamas
K) Sharks have a week dedicated to Rick Perry
L) Rick Perry can, in fact, squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
M) Rick Perry is the only person to win a NASCAR race by making only right turns.
N) Rick Perry once bit off more than he could chew. He just swallowed it whole.
O) Rick Perry doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
A) Rick Perry played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
B) Rick Perry's dog Lucy is trained to pick up her own poop because Rick Perry will not take shit from anyone.
C) Rick Perry can kill two stones with one bird.
D) Rick Perry can whistle in thirteen different languages, including sign language.
E) Ricky Perry doesn't have migraines, migraines have Rick Perrys
F) Rick Perry doesn't cry wolf. He makes Wolf Blitzer cry.
G) Rick Perry defeated Voldemort with the jobus creatus spell
H) Rick Perry eats his eggs raw. Shells on. Twelve at a time. From eagles.
I) Wisconsin used to be just east of Texas until Rick Perry kicked its ass.
J) Superman wears Rick Perry pajamas
K) Sharks have a week dedicated to Rick Perry
L) Rick Perry can, in fact, squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
M) Rick Perry is the only person to win a NASCAR race by making only right turns.
N) Rick Perry once bit off more than he could chew. He just swallowed it whole.
O) Rick Perry doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
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