Friday, July 1, 2011

FRIDAY JULY 1, 2011 Why We Fight

CBS News: 6/30'11: “Speaking on a radio talk show last summer (Rep. Michelle Bachmann's husband) Marcus Bachmann appears to be on record comparing homosexuals to “barbarians" who “need to be educated...they need to be disciplined.” Which quote from Monty Python best describes the Bachmann family ethos?


A) Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

B) I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

C) What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

D) We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni....We are now the Knights who say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

E) Must be a king...He hasn't got shit all over him.

F) Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.

G) king ehOh,? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

H) Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I) You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

J) If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

K) Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

L) Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

M) Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem [bonk!]

N) How do know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

O) What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

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