The best thing that can be said about all of the Republican Debt Ceiling proposals is.....
A) They were all very well printed up on very pretty paper, by the very government employees they denigrate.
B) Their very existence proves the failure of home schooling.
C) So far they have avoided the cheap and brutal approach of just labeling all them, “You're Screwed , Americans” versions one through ten.
D) The word Bush does not appear any of them, and yet his fingerprints being all over them.
E) After they fire all the school teachers, nobody will be able to read them.
F) After they fire all the fire fighters, no libraries will be left standing to house them.
G) They have so far avoided asking how much money we could save by “outsourcing “congress.
H) After they fire all the cops, the tax avoiding Wall Street bankers will no longer be getting free police protection.
I) After these idiots are finished trashing America, we will never hear the words Tea Party again.
J) They may finally rid us of Barak Obama, professional witness to great events.
K) We finally know what community Barak Obama is best at organizing – Hoovervilles.
L) We now know when the Daily Show stopped being funny – when Jon Stewart began to blame Democrats for not compromising enough.
M) Middle class Americans now know how it feels to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
N) We now know the most dead end job in America – school nurse.
0) There is nothing “best” about turning America into a slum.
A) They were all very well printed up on very pretty paper, by the very government employees they denigrate.
B) Their very existence proves the failure of home schooling.
C) So far they have avoided the cheap and brutal approach of just labeling all them, “You're Screwed , Americans” versions one through ten.
D) The word Bush does not appear any of them, and yet his fingerprints being all over them.
E) After they fire all the school teachers, nobody will be able to read them.
F) After they fire all the fire fighters, no libraries will be left standing to house them.
G) They have so far avoided asking how much money we could save by “outsourcing “congress.
H) After they fire all the cops, the tax avoiding Wall Street bankers will no longer be getting free police protection.
I) After these idiots are finished trashing America, we will never hear the words Tea Party again.
J) They may finally rid us of Barak Obama, professional witness to great events.
K) We finally know what community Barak Obama is best at organizing – Hoovervilles.
L) We now know when the Daily Show stopped being funny – when Jon Stewart began to blame Democrats for not compromising enough.
M) Middle class Americans now know how it feels to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
N) We now know the most dead end job in America – school nurse.
0) There is nothing “best” about turning America into a slum.
