The winner of the exciting GOP televised debate was...?
A) Mitt Romney. The religious right failed to see horns.
B) Michelle Bachmann. She managed to stay on her lithium for the full 90 minutes
C) Tim Pawlenty. And tomorrow he may wake up as a real boy
D) Sarah Palin. Ahhh, I can't keep pulling your leg. This let some of the air out of the old bag.
E) CNN. They finally out Republicaned Fox.
F) MSNBC. They got to talk about it without having to carry it.
G) FOX. They took another step in the conversion of CNN into their junior network
H) Roger Ailes. Now all he needs is the jaded monkey.
I) New Hampshire Republicans. Next to Iowa Republicans, they look sane.
J) Iowa Republicans. They maintain the “Look! Its a monkey!” advantage over New Hampshire Republicans.
K) Donald Trump. Don't you miss him, yet?
L) Godfather Pizza. Free publicity is always free.
M) There was a debate?
N) This is like the Pro-Bowl Football Game. It's a charity event.
O) It's six months before the Iowa caucus. That's like six lifetimes in TV dog years.
A) Mitt Romney. The religious right failed to see horns.
B) Michelle Bachmann. She managed to stay on her lithium for the full 90 minutes
C) Tim Pawlenty. And tomorrow he may wake up as a real boy
D) Sarah Palin. Ahhh, I can't keep pulling your leg. This let some of the air out of the old bag.
E) CNN. They finally out Republicaned Fox.
F) MSNBC. They got to talk about it without having to carry it.
G) FOX. They took another step in the conversion of CNN into their junior network
H) Roger Ailes. Now all he needs is the jaded monkey.
I) New Hampshire Republicans. Next to Iowa Republicans, they look sane.
J) Iowa Republicans. They maintain the “Look! Its a monkey!” advantage over New Hampshire Republicans.
K) Donald Trump. Don't you miss him, yet?
L) Godfather Pizza. Free publicity is always free.
M) There was a debate?
N) This is like the Pro-Bowl Football Game. It's a charity event.
O) It's six months before the Iowa caucus. That's like six lifetimes in TV dog years.
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