ABC News – 6/4/11 - Jon Huntsman confirmed...he's "not competing in Iowa,...a conservative, heavily evangelical state...”. What would you suggest as the new Iowa Tourist Board advertising campaign?
A) Iowa. Where common sense is uncommon.
B) Iowa. Farm fed beauty. We don't need brains.
C) 95% of Iowa is heavily fertilized farmland. And we like it that way.
D) Inventing purity tests since we became infallible .
E) After the caucuses, don't give us a thought. We won't.
F) We prize our lunatics, and put them on pedestals. And give them microphones
G) Iowa. Where the 19th century dawns every morning. If it meets our standards.
H) We hate socialism – however we define it.
I) Bending the Republican party to our will since 1980.
J) Come where Ideology trumps humanity. Come to Iowa.
K) Where neighbors love neighbors. As long as they agree with us.
L) Iowa; It begins and ends with “I.”.
M) We love our guns and our freedom. And we hate everybody else.
N) Iowa. Where Christianity has no compassion.
0) Where America's future awaits - 97% white, with underfunded schools, a collapsed health care system, and an economy dependent upon manure
A) Iowa. Where common sense is uncommon.
B) Iowa. Farm fed beauty. We don't need brains.
C) 95% of Iowa is heavily fertilized farmland. And we like it that way.
D) Inventing purity tests since we became infallible .
E) After the caucuses, don't give us a thought. We won't.
F) We prize our lunatics, and put them on pedestals. And give them microphones
G) Iowa. Where the 19th century dawns every morning. If it meets our standards.
H) We hate socialism – however we define it.
I) Bending the Republican party to our will since 1980.
J) Come where Ideology trumps humanity. Come to Iowa.
K) Where neighbors love neighbors. As long as they agree with us.
L) Iowa; It begins and ends with “I.”.
M) We love our guns and our freedom. And we hate everybody else.
N) Iowa. Where Christianity has no compassion.
0) Where America's future awaits - 97% white, with underfunded schools, a collapsed health care system, and an economy dependent upon manure
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