WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29, 2011 STAND UP FIGHT

Wisconsin State Journal, 6/27/11 :”The Dane County Sheriff's Office is taking over the investigation into allegations that state Supreme Court Justice David Prosser choked colleague Ann Walsh Bradley during an argument the day before the court issued its decision on the controversial measure to curb public worker collective bargaining rights.” What would you say is Justice Prosser's favorite song?


A) Listen To Reason - Bryan Steeksma

B) They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa - Jerry Samuels

C) I Just Died in Your Arms - Cutting Crew

D) I'd Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About - Mayday Parade

E) I Fought the Law and the Law Won - Sonny Curtis

F) Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting - Bernie Taupin

G) American Idiot - Green Day

H) I Fucking Hate You - Godsmack

I) She Fucking Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd

J) Attention, Blah, Blah, Blah - Atom and His Package

K) Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today - Reuben

L) Ironic - Atlanis Morissette

M) I Really Got A Crush On You - George Gerswin

N) We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows - NOFX

O) You Talk Too Much - Run DMC

SUNDAY, JUNE 26, 2011 Now, I*'m Worried.

 Politico 6/24/11: “President Barack Obama signaled on Friday that he is ready to take over the debt-limit negotiations.” Which Three Stooges quote best describes what you suspect will be Obama's probable negotiating skills?


A) I'm a victim of soicumstance!

B) I'm sorry, Moe, it was an accident!

C) Poifect!

D) Oh, a wise guy, eh?

E) Moe, Larry, the cheese! Moe, Larry, the cheese!

F) Hey! Wake up and go to sleep!

G) What's the big idea?!

H) Oh, a chisler, eh?

I) I'll take some buint toast 'n' a rotten egg...I got a tape woim, 'n' tha's good enough fer 'im.

J) Them's fighting words in my country!...Lucky for you, we're not in my country.

K) Oh, you're an intelligent imbecile!

L) Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

M) Remind me to murder you later!

N) Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.

O) I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

WEDNESDAY JUNE 22, 2011 Did I Say That?

Huffington Post 6/21/11: On Oct. 5, 2009, (Rep Michelle) Bachmann wrote Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack praising him for injecting money into the pork industry through the form of direct government purchases “...I would encourage you to take any additional steps necessary to prevent further deterioration of these critical industries” What song is the Tea Party favorite now singing to the Tea Party?


A) “Do You Believe in Magic?” – The Lovin’ Spoonful

B) “Cult Of Personality” - Living Color

C) “The Way We Were” – Barbra Streisand

D) “Let’s Stay Together” – Al Green

E) “Cat Scratch Fever” - Ted Nugent

F) “You Give Love a Bad Name” Bon Jovi

G) “Insane in the Brain” - Cypress Hill

H) “I Will Follow Him” – Little Peggy March

I) “Will You Love Me Tomorrow?” – Carole King

J) “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” - Smashing Pumpkins

K) “Money, Power, Respect” - DMX and Lil' Kim

L) “Are You Lonesome Tonight?” – Elvis Presley

M) “Hard Out Here For A Pimp” - Paula Cambell

N) “Can't Play With My Yo-Yo” - Yo-Yo

O) “I Did It My Way” - Frank Sinatra

SUNDAY, JUNE 19, 2011 FORE!

What shall we call the President's golf summit today with the GOP?


A) Putts

B) Caddies With Guns

C) The Great Sell Out of 2011

D) The 2011 “Don't be a Paleface”, Coppertone Tan-Off

E) Dawn of The Dead Agenda

F) Four Under Par.

G) Praying For Rain Out

H) Eight Little White Balls

I) Cheaters

J) Four White Guys Teed Off

K) In The Clubhouse

L) Miniature Golf In The Rough

M) Bogie At Four O'Clock

N) Handicaps

O) Mulligan in 2012

FRIDAY JUNE 17, 2011 ART AND POLITICS

NY Times: 6/16/11: “Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota has made a deal to publish her memoir, selling a book to Sentinel, a conservative imprint at Penguin Group USA.” What title would you suggest?


A) Pride and Prejudice

B) Through the Looking Glass

C) Le Morte d' Michele

D) The Sound and the Fury

E) Infinite Jest

F) A Little Princess

G) Lorna Looney-Bin

H) The Call of the Wild

I) Pippi Long- Diagnoses

J) The Lion, the Witch, and the split personality

K) Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Bus!

L) Michelle Hears A Who

M) The Little Red Hen: An Old Story

N) Michelle of Sunnybrook Funny Farm

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 2011 WHACK A GOP MOLE

The winner of the exciting GOP televised debate was...?


A) Mitt Romney. The religious right failed to see horns.

B) Michelle Bachmann. She managed to stay on her lithium for the full 90 minutes

C) Tim Pawlenty. And tomorrow he may wake up as a real boy

D) Sarah Palin. Ahhh, I can't keep pulling your leg. This let some of the air out of the old bag.

E) CNN. They finally out Republicaned Fox.

F) MSNBC. They got to talk about it without having to carry it.

G) FOX. They took another step in the conversion of CNN into their junior network

H) Roger Ailes. Now all he needs is the jaded monkey.

I) New Hampshire Republicans. Next to Iowa Republicans, they look sane.

J) Iowa Republicans. They maintain the “Look! Its a monkey!” advantage over New Hampshire Republicans.

K) Donald Trump. Don't you miss him, yet?

L) Godfather Pizza. Free publicity is always free.

M) There was a debate?

N) This is like the Pro-Bowl Football Game. It's a charity event.

O) It's six months before the Iowa caucus. That's like six lifetimes in TV dog years.

FRIDAY JUNE 10, 2011 EVERYBODY WANTS TO GET INTO THE ACT!

Which recent New York Post headline do you think was best?


A) Weiner's Shlong Song

B) Is Weiner a Cheater?

C) Nyers; You'll Never Be Mayor 'Crotch'.

D) Disgusted Democrats Letting Weiner Shrivel

E) Senate Leader Throws Weiner Under Bus

F) The dork knight

G) Erections have consequences

H) Weiner Shrinks From View

I) A few holes in skeevy skivvy story

J) Weiner comes up short

K) Weiner hung out to dry

L) 'Tweet' sorrow

M) Weiner on wife support

N) The Beat Goes On

O) Matt Damon pulls out of Weiner fund-raiser (Okay, its the Daily News)

WEDNESDAY JUNE 8, 2011 GLOATING MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER

Politico 6/6/11: “Andrew Breitbart “I’m here for some vindication.”” What song should CNN's Dana Bash be singing now?

A) Heroin  Velvet Underground
B) Highway to Hell  AC/DC

C) I Shot the Sheriff   The Wailers

D) I Got You – I Feel Good   James Brown

E) The Harder They Come   Jimmy Cliff

F) Go To The Mirror Boy   The Who

G) Slippin' Into Darkness   War

H) Sexual Healing    Marvin Gale

I) This Land Is Your Land, This Land Is My Land   Woodie Guthrie

J) Welcome To The Jungle    Guns 'N Roses

K) Eve Of Destruction           Barry McGuire

L) Another Brick in the Wall    Pink Floyd

M) Leader of the Pack     The Shangri-Las

N) Search and Destroy     Iggy and the Stooges

SUNDAY JUNE 5, 2011 WHEN IDEOLOGS ATTACK

ABC News – 6/4/11 - Jon Huntsman confirmed...he's "not competing in Iowa,...a conservative, heavily evangelical state...”. What would you suggest as the new Iowa Tourist Board advertising campaign?


A) Iowa. Where common sense is uncommon.

B) Iowa. Farm fed beauty. We don't need brains.

C) 95% of Iowa is heavily fertilized farmland. And we like it that way.

D) Inventing purity tests since we became infallible .

E) After the caucuses, don't give us a thought. We won't.

F) We prize our lunatics, and put them on pedestals. And give them microphones

G) Iowa. Where the 19th century dawns every morning. If it meets our standards.

H) We hate socialism – however we define it.

I) Bending the Republican party to our will since 1980.

J) Come where Ideology trumps humanity. Come to Iowa.

K) Where neighbors love neighbors. As long as they agree with us.

L) Iowa; It begins and ends with “I.”.

M) We love our guns and our freedom. And we hate everybody else.

N) Iowa. Where Christianity has no compassion.

0) Where America's future awaits - 97% white, with underfunded schools, a collapsed health care system, and an economy dependent upon manure