SUNDAY, JULY 29, 2010 UPPER CLASS TWIT OF THE YEAR

Which is your favorite (real) British press reaction to Mitt Romney?

A) Mitt the Twitt.

B) The Golden Gaffe

C) The No Where Man.

D) Should Have Stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

E) A Charm Offensive...More Offensive, Than Charming

F) We are speechless

G) Party Pooper Romney

H) Good God, what is he going to say to China?

I) Just Daft

J) Isn’t even qualified to represent the U.S. as a tourist

K) The American Borat

L) Total car crash. Worse than Sarah Palin.

M) Devoid of Charm, Warmth, Humour or Sincerity

N) Romney is a “wazzock”

O) Do we have a new Dubya on our hands?

FRIDAY, JULY 27, 2012. OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT

The London Telegraph 7/25/2012: “one (Romney adviser) suggested...We are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage...” What is the strongest tie between Romney and Great Britain?

A) Buckingham Guards bearskin caps and Mitt's hair require the same grease

B) Their empires were both built on the backs of the working class

C) Face to face they find each other “disconcerting”

D) Neither one drinks coffee

E) Both treat their queen with respect but give her no power

F) Both still think disco is “radical”, they just define the word differently

G) Their common enemy has always been the Catholic Church

H) One is stiff and dull and both think its the other one

I) Both are too polite to tell the truth

J) Neither one really likes the Canadians

K) Both think the other one likes them, and both are wrong

L) Both prefer to think of modern England as white

M) Neither trust the other one to run the world

N) Neither one publicly admits to liking the French

O) Both think the modern Republican Party is filled with idiots