Friday, January 28, 2011

FRIDAY, JANUARY 28, 2011

Sarah Palin says hearing President Obama’s call for “winning the future” made her think, “Okay, that acronym...There were a lot of W.T.F. moments in that speech.” Which acronym would best describe her average speech?


A) SARAH: Stupid, Abhorrant Rube, Accustomed to Hate


B) PALIN: Perverse, Arrogant Loser, Ignorant Nativist.


C) SPEED; Sarah Palin, Enduringly Entertaining Dope


D) RSPCA: Real Sarah Palin Convoluted Absurdities


E) ASPCA: Addled Sarah Palin's Convoluted Absurdities


F) SPLAT: Sarah Palin, Always a Twitterita.


G) SWAG: Sarah's Wild-Ass Gusses


H) TEABAGGER: Tyrannical, Elementary Ass, Broadcasting Anger and Gall


I)  A.I.; Artifical Insanity


J) SICK: Sarah Is a Confused Kook


K) TWITTT: Twitterish Would-be Twitterject Twhinner


L) PASS; Proof the American education System Sucks.


M) P-FLAG: Palin, the Fucking Lazy Gasbag.


N) ADHAD: Avidly Deranged, Happily Demented


O) SPAB-I: Sarah Paling, Another Blithering Idiot.

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