FRIDAY, JANUARY 28, 2011

Sarah Palin says hearing President Obama’s call for “winning the future” made her think, “Okay, that acronym...There were a lot of W.T.F. moments in that speech.” Which acronym would best describe her average speech?


A) SARAH: Stupid, Abhorrant Rube, Accustomed to Hate


B) PALIN: Perverse, Arrogant Loser, Ignorant Nativist.


C) SPEED; Sarah Palin, Enduringly Entertaining Dope


D) RSPCA: Real Sarah Palin Convoluted Absurdities


E) ASPCA: Addled Sarah Palin's Convoluted Absurdities


F) SPLAT: Sarah Palin, Always a Twitterita.


G) SWAG: Sarah's Wild-Ass Gusses


H) TEABAGGER: Tyrannical, Elementary Ass, Broadcasting Anger and Gall


I)  A.I.; Artifical Insanity


J) SICK: Sarah Is a Confused Kook


K) TWITTT: Twitterish Would-be Twitterject Twhinner


L) PASS; Proof the American education System Sucks.


M) P-FLAG: Palin, the Fucking Lazy Gasbag.


N) ADHAD: Avidly Deranged, Happily Demented


O) SPAB-I: Sarah Paling, Another Blithering Idiot.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 26, 2011

With two Republican responses to the President's speech, the GOP's new theme music should be...?

A) THE DARK END OF THE STREET. James Carr

B) THE END. The Doors

C) THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN.  Animals

D) ITS THE SAME OLD SONG. The Four Tops

E) SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL. The Rolling Stones

F) BAD MOON RISING. Credence Clearwater Revival.

G) BLOWIN' IN THE WIND. Bob Dylan

H) DAZED AND CONFUSED. Lead Zeppelin

I) "NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO GO. Chuck Berry

J) YOU KEEP ME HANGING ON. Supremes

K) 96 TEARS. ? And the Mysterians

M) DO WA DIDDY DIDDY. Manfred Mann

N) CHAIN OF FOOLS. Aretha Franklin

O) SUSPICIOUS MINDS. Elvis Presley

SUNDAY, JANUARY 23, 2011

The slogan for MS-NBC is currently "Leaning Forward". In the wake of Keith Oberman's departure, what should be changed to?

A) "TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON TICKING"  Timex

B) "TASTE GREAT, LESS FILLING"  Miller Beer

C) "DOES SHE...OR DOESN'T SHE?"  Mabaline

D) "WHERE'S THE BEEF"   Wendy's

E) "WE TRY HARDER"  Avis Rent-a-Car

F) "THE PAUSE THAT REFRESHES"  Coke

G) "IT'S FINGER LICKIN' GOOD"  KFC

H) "THINK SMALL"  Volkswagen

I) "WE KEEP YOUR PROMISES"  DHL

J) "THINK DIFFERENT"  Apple Computer

K) "WASSSUP?" Budweiser

L) "ALWAYS LOWERING PRICES"  Comet

M) "WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?"  Dr. Pepper

N) "KEEP WALKING."  Johnny Walker Scotch

O) "MOVING AT THE SPEED OF BUSINESS."  UPS

SUNDAY, JANUARY 16, 2011

The Republicans are determined to repeal the Obama Health Care Reform. What Rock and Roll song should be their theme song?


A) "Respect" Aretha Franklin

B) "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" Rolling Stones

C) "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'" Righteous Brothers

D) "Light My Fire" Doors

E) "Where Did Our Love Go" Supremes

F) "Paint It Black" Rolling Stones

G) "Do You Believe In Magic" Lovin' Spoonful

H) "Psychotic Reaction" Count Five

I) "Crying" Roy Orbison

J) "Hit The Road Jack" Ray Charles

K) "(Hey, You )Get Off Of My Cloud" Rolling Stones

L) "I Fought The Law" Bobby Fuller Four

M) "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Rolling Stones

N) "Tears Of A Clown" Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

O) "Wipe Out" Surfaris

FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 2011

What Broadway Musical song would you bet is Sarah Palin's favorite?


A) "Feel Me." Tommy

B) "Tell me if its not true" Blood Brothers

C) "Don't Cry for me Argintina" Evita

D) "I am what I am" La Cage aux Folles

E) "Deffying Gravity" Wicked

G) "All I ask of you" The Phantom of the Opera

H) "Its the little things" Company

I) "If I can't love her." Beauty and the Beast.

J) "Bewitched" Pal Joey

K) "Money, money, money". Momma Mia

L) "Stranger in this World" Taboo

M) "If you were gay." Avenue Q

N) "Think of me." Phantom of the Opera

O) "Here I'll Stay" Love Life

P) "Not While I'm Around" Sweeney Todd

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011

Missippi Gov. Haley Barbour wants to build a Civil Rights museum. In the lobby, what Country and Western song should be playing?


A) "(I've got a) Tiger by the Tail as you can see"  Buck Owens

B) "If Bubba Can Dance (I Can Too)" Shenandoah

C) "What Kind of Fool Do You Think I Am"  Lee Roy Parnell

D) "What If I Said (I'm sorry)" Anita Cochran & Steve Wariner

E) "A Little Less Talk" Toby Keith

F) "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" Flatt & Scruggs

G) "You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma"  David Frizzell & Shelly West

H) "(Like a) Rhinestone Cowboy" Glen Campbell

I) "Country Bumpkin" Cal Smith

J) "Never Again, Again" Lee Ann Womack

K) "One More Last Chance" Vince Gill

M) "Lost in the 50s Tonight" Ronnie Milsap

N) "Happy Trails( until we meet again)" Dale Evans and Roy Rogers

O) "How Do You Like Me Now?" Toby Keith

P) "The South's Gonna Do It Again" Charlie Daniels Band

SUNDAY, JANUARY 9, 2011

The Republicans have dropped their vote to repeal health care. What movie quote best fits their thinking?


A) "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." Gone With The Wind. 1939

B) "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather. 1972

C) "I could've had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody." On the Waterfront. 1954

D) "Go ahead. Make my Day." Sudden Impact. 1983

E) "I'll be back." Terminator. 1884

F) "Round up the usual suspects." Casablanca. 1942

G) "Plastics". The Graduate. 1968

H) "Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten me into." Sons of the Desert. 1933

I) "Mother of mercy. Is this the end of Ricco?" Little Ceaser. 1930

J) "If you build it, he will come." Field of Dreams. 1989

K) "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws. 1975

M) "Well, nobody's perfect." Some Like it Hot. 1959

N) "Houston, we have a problem here." Apollo 13. 1995

FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 2010

If a Michelle Bachmann administration were to have an official opera, what would it be?


A) "1984" Lorin Maazel, 2005

B) "Babes in Toyland" Herbert, 1903

C) "The Devil Take Her" Benjamin, 1931

D) "From the House of the Dead" Janáček, 1930

E) "Macbeth" Verdi, 1844

F) "The Rake's Progress" Stravinsky, 1951

G) "The Cunning Little Vixen" Janáček, 1924

H) "Antigone" Orff, 1949

I) "Feast in Time of Plague" Cui, 1901

J) "Le Grand Macabre" Ligeti, 1978

K) "Puss in Boots" Cui, 1915

L) "Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District" Shostakovich, 1934

M) "Le Flibustier" Cui, 1894

N) "The Beggar's Opera"  Gay, 1728

O) "The Adventures of Pinocchio" Jonathan Dove, 2007

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 5, 2011

If the New Republican Majority were to have a country and Western theme song, what would it be?


A) “Suspicious Minds” Elvis Presley

B) "Deep Water" Carl Smith

C) "Mental Revenge" Waylon Jennings

D) “Sleeping Single in a Double Bed” Barbara Mandrell

E) "Ruthless" Statler Brothers

F) "If The Whole World Stopped Lovin'" Roy Drusky

G) “Cold, Cold Heart” Hank Williams, Sr

H) "What Kind Of Girl (Do You Think I Am)" Loretta Lynn

I) "Paper Mansions" Dottie West

J) "Dumb Blonde" Dolly Parton

K) "A Loser's Cathedral" David Houston

L) "I Don't Want To Be With Me" Conway Twitty

M) "Crazy” Patsy Cline

N) “Tiger by the Tail” Buck Owens

 O) “Make The World Go Away” Eddy Arnold